hafflehoff

The Hoff's name said by a person with a lisp

David Hafflehoff - Don't Haffle the Hoff

by Dave is a gimp October 14, 2006

Hazlehoff-ing

The act of a wedgie and a guillotine choke applied to a single person at the same time

He was so drunk that he never saw the hazlehoff coming. I grabbed his underwear and gave him a huge wedgie while my friend gave him a guillotine choke.

He was fighting back while we were Hazlehoff-ing him, but he couldn't do anything about it.

by TheRealMarcusAurelius September 30, 2014

hasslehoffed

Setting a coworkers screensaver or background picture to show David Hasslehoff's slightly erotic image.

I hasslehoffed my coworker for listening to Nickelback loud enough for the entire office to hear.

by MyShindAreGlowing July 10, 2014

David Hasslehoff

A word to describe someone who is exposing chest hair. Commonly used between office workers when someone is wearing a button down shirt with the top buttons undone and has no under shirt on.

Mike: Yo, you see Jeff today? He's totally pulling a David Hasslehoff.

Dave: Yeah, all he needs now is a medallion.

by SPasquale February 20, 2009

hasslehoff

Verb: to have one too many shirt buttons undone.

"That hairy bear over there is totally hasselhoffing! Hey, hairy bear, button up, buttercup!"

by Adam June 8, 2004

hasslehoff

To be so intoxicated (drunk, stupified, etc.) that you will eat dirty food (off the floor, in the trash, sink, etc), as when the Hoff did with the pizza incident.

Dude: hey, five second rule (dropped donut on the ground and starts to eat it)...
Chick: dude, don't Hasslehoff that donut...

by Thy Lord thy Rob January 10, 2008

Hasslehoff

A nervous wank that emphasizes speed and stealth.
Usually used when trying to aviod parents nearby, guests, teachers and/or classmates.

1. Man, my parents were having a party and i was a horny beast, so i had to hasslehoff my way through the night. Man im sore...
2. Cassidy was wearing a short ass skirt today, so I pulled a hasslehoff durring 2nd period

by I Am a Banana December 18, 2006