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The act of a wedgie and a guillotine choke applied to a single person at the same time
He was so drunk that he never saw the hazlehoff coming. I grabbed his underwear and gave him a huge wedgie while my friend gave him a guillotine choke.

He was fighting back while we were Hazlehoff-ing him, but he couldn't do anything about it.
by TheRealMarcusAurelius September 30, 2014
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