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hasslehoff by Adam June 8, 2004
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hasslehoff
To be so intoxicated (drunk, stupified, etc.) that you will eat dirty food (off the floor, in the trash, sink, etc), as when the Hoff did with the pizza incident.
Dude: hey, five second rule (dropped donut on the ground and starts to eat it)...
Chick: dude, don't Hasslehoff that donut...
Chick: dude, don't Hasslehoff that donut...
hasslehoff by Thy Lord thy Rob January 10, 2008
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Hasslehoff
A nervous wank that emphasizes speed and stealth.
Usually used when trying to aviod parents nearby, guests, teachers and/or classmates.
Usually used when trying to aviod parents nearby, guests, teachers and/or classmates.
1. Man, my parents were having a party and i was a horny beast, so i had to hasslehoff my way through the night. Man im sore...
2. Cassidy was wearing a short ass skirt today, so I pulled a hasslehoff durring 2nd period
2. Cassidy was wearing a short ass skirt today, so I pulled a hasslehoff durring 2nd period
Hasslehoff by I Am a Banana December 18, 2006
hasslehoff
hasslehoff by loliver December 3, 2006
HassleHoff
John: Hey man, do you think you could give me a ride home?
Mike: Dude, you live like 50 miles away. Ya freaking hasslehoff..
Mike: Dude, you live like 50 miles away. Ya freaking hasslehoff..
HassleHoff by Lynsi Wacker August 27, 2009
Hasslehoff`d
ie: Unloading a clip from your M4A1 into the back of an enemy's head, only to have him flip around and kill you.
ie: To be killed in mid-air by someone who isn't even aiming at you.
ie: To awp someone in the face thats hiding in the ditch of Dust 2, only to have your shot not register. At that point, the enemy (thats hiding in the ditch) sprays his mp5 and nails you in the head instantly killing you from 200 yards away.
Use outside of Counter-Strike: Standing at the bus stop waiting in the rain, and having the bus drive by at 80 mph through a huge puddle, soaking you wet on your way to a job interview.
When the moron that parks next to you in the parking lot opens his door and dents you.
When you come home from a long day of work, only to find your girlfriend in bed with another man, who just let loose his nut all over your pillow.
How to use in a sentence: "OMFG... if I get HASSELHOFF'D one more time I swear to f'kin god I'm uninstalling CS"
"ROFL.. You just got so Hasselhoff'd!"
"LMAO.. Did you see that amazing Hasselhoff spray?"
Synonyms: Hasselhoffing, Hassel'd, Hasselhoffizm, Mitch Bucanon'd, Michael Knight'd, Hasselfied
ie: To be killed in mid-air by someone who isn't even aiming at you.
ie: To awp someone in the face thats hiding in the ditch of Dust 2, only to have your shot not register. At that point, the enemy (thats hiding in the ditch) sprays his mp5 and nails you in the head instantly killing you from 200 yards away.
Use outside of Counter-Strike: Standing at the bus stop waiting in the rain, and having the bus drive by at 80 mph through a huge puddle, soaking you wet on your way to a job interview.
When the moron that parks next to you in the parking lot opens his door and dents you.
When you come home from a long day of work, only to find your girlfriend in bed with another man, who just let loose his nut all over your pillow.
How to use in a sentence: "OMFG... if I get HASSELHOFF'D one more time I swear to f'kin god I'm uninstalling CS"
"ROFL.. You just got so Hasselhoff'd!"
"LMAO.. Did you see that amazing Hasselhoff spray?"
Synonyms: Hasselhoffing, Hassel'd, Hasselhoffizm, Mitch Bucanon'd, Michael Knight'd, Hasselfied
Hasslehoff`d by [8]bzr May 13, 2005
David Hasslehoff
A word to describe someone who is exposing chest hair. Commonly used between office workers when someone is wearing a button down shirt with the top buttons undone and has no under shirt on.
Mike: Yo, you see Jeff today? He's totally pulling a David Hasslehoff.
Dave: Yeah, all he needs now is a medallion.
Dave: Yeah, all he needs now is a medallion.
David Hasslehoff by SPasquale February 20, 2009
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