by Adam June 9, 2004
To be so intoxicated (drunk, stupified, etc.) that you will eat dirty food (off the floor, in the trash, sink, etc), as when the Hoff did with the pizza incident.
Dude: hey, five second rule (dropped donut on the ground and starts to eat it)...
Chick: dude, don't Hasslehoff that donut...
Chick: dude, don't Hasslehoff that donut...
by Thy Lord thy Rob December 27, 2007
by loliver December 2, 2006
A nervous wank that emphasizes speed and stealth.
Usually used when trying to aviod parents nearby, guests, teachers and/or classmates.
Usually used when trying to aviod parents nearby, guests, teachers and/or classmates.
1. Man, my parents were having a party and i was a horny beast, so i had to hasslehoff my way through the night. Man im sore...
2. Cassidy was wearing a short ass skirt today, so I pulled a hasslehoff durring 2nd period
2. Cassidy was wearing a short ass skirt today, so I pulled a hasslehoff durring 2nd period
by I Am a Banana March 20, 2006
John: Hey man, do you think you could give me a ride home?
Mike: Dude, you live like 50 miles away. Ya freaking hasslehoff..
Mike: Dude, you live like 50 miles away. Ya freaking hasslehoff..
by Lynsi Wacker August 28, 2009
A word to describe someone who is exposing chest hair. Commonly used between office workers when someone is wearing a button down shirt with the top buttons undone and has no under shirt on.
Mike: Yo, you see Jeff today? He's totally pulling a David Hasslehoff.
Dave: Yeah, all he needs now is a medallion.
Dave: Yeah, all he needs now is a medallion.
by SPasquale October 15, 2008
When you have consumed enough alcohol to have no query's about eating Wendy's hamburgers off a hotel room floor, and subsequently have it taped by your young daughter.
by SatanicEnforcerPatroller September 15, 2007