Hasslehoff

A nervous wank that emphasizes speed and stealth.
Usually used when trying to aviod parents nearby, guests, teachers and/or classmates.

1. Man, my parents were having a party and i was a horny beast, so i had to hasslehoff my way through the night. Man im sore...
2. Cassidy was wearing a short ass skirt today, so I pulled a hasslehoff durring 2nd period

by I Am a Banana December 18, 2006

hasslehoff

Verb: to have one too many shirt buttons undone.

"That hairy bear over there is totally hasselhoffing! Hey, hairy bear, button up, buttercup!"

by Adam June 8, 2004

hasslehoff

To be so intoxicated (drunk, stupified, etc.) that you will eat dirty food (off the floor, in the trash, sink, etc), as when the Hoff did with the pizza incident.

Dude: hey, five second rule (dropped donut on the ground and starts to eat it)...
Chick: dude, don't Hasslehoff that donut...

by Thy Lord thy Rob January 10, 2008

hasslehoff

Awesome, cool, hip, totally bangin'

Guy: That shirt you're wearing is so hasslehoff!

by loliver December 3, 2006

HassleHoff

-Noun: Another way of calling someone or something a hassle, or pain in the ass.

John: Hey man, do you think you could give me a ride home?
Mike: Dude, you live like 50 miles away. Ya freaking hasslehoff..

by Lynsi Wacker August 27, 2009

David Hasslehoff

A word to describe someone who is exposing chest hair. Commonly used between office workers when someone is wearing a button down shirt with the top buttons undone and has no under shirt on.

Mike: Yo, you see Jeff today? He's totally pulling a David Hasslehoff.

Dave: Yeah, all he needs now is a medallion.

by SPasquale February 20, 2009

The David Hasslehoff

When you have consumed enough alcohol to have no query's about eating Wendy's hamburgers off a hotel room floor, and subsequently have it taped by your young daughter.

I got so drunk last night I did The David Hasslehoff at the motor inn.

by SatanicEnforcerPatroller September 28, 2007