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He is such an awesome guy. He has a massive dick and loves spend time with others. He might say that he just wants to be your friend, but deep down he really loves you and cares for you. Keep ahold of a Heston because he will love you until the end.
Man: “Wow Heston has such a big dick”
Woman “ yea it’s huge”
Heston by Boyman1212 May 28, 2021
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Hestonaldo 

a) An entity that is good as fuck and isn't to be messed with by some simple chump.

b) A level of difficulty that simply can't be handled or comprehended by mere mortals!

c) Over Powered.
Oh shit, that guy is absolutely hestonaldo! Stay away from him!
Hestonaldo by jeezcalmdown October 14, 2008
Sweetest most kind guy you’ll ever meet, if you get a Heston keep him gets mad but never stays mad va. Make you smile anytime you need it keep this Heston bc he’ll love you till the end
Wow that’s Heston😩
Heston by Mocha123 May 16, 2018
Halston: a tall, handsome guy. Typically funny and sweet, can become grumpy at times. Excellent kisser, strong arms, gorgeous eyes.
Halston’s are best paired with a lovely Pamela.
Halston’s are very rare, few and lucky are those that find one.
Wow, I really like your Halston… I wish I could find one.
Halston by yakalemap August 26, 2008

Heston fist

To do a Heston fist is to shake your fist vigorously in the air and cry out "damn you" and then add thing to be damned.
While wanting to type: "I had the best week of my life." on an iPhone, the autocorrect feature changed it to: "I had the best weed of my life."

Sandra made a Heston fist and cried out: "Damn you autocorrect!"
Heston fist by Pantera Ruber November 25, 2010

Charlton Heston 

The gentleman who appeared in the original Planet of the Apes movie, and recently handed in his firearms.
Ain't nobody shot the ducky like Charlton Heston.
Charlton Heston by Fearman April 10, 2008
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
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A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
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