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Sweetest most kind guy you’ll ever meet, if you get a Heston keep him gets mad but never stays mad va. Make you smile anytime you need it keep this Heston bc he’ll love you till the end
Wow that’s Heston😩
Heston by Mocha123 May 16, 2018
He can get angry from time to time but he will never stay mad. He is lovable and generous and has a huge penis
I'm so lucky I got a Heston
Heston by yourmfbestfriend August 1, 2016
"Heston ton malaka "
Heston by Fanis February 11, 2005
Anything really fucking odd. (Taken from Heston Blumenthal, because he cooks weird food).
Look at that dudes face, its really fucking heston.
Heston by Reggie S Jones August 6, 2011
A bird native to Washington. Typically seen in Kennewick around it's drug stores. It has an interesting call that sounds very similar to a british man saying scott.
Holy shit!, a Heston flew into the window!
Heston by Ian Hames August 7, 2008
i ate my foreskin because my heston was to big
Heston by zach zenus anus September 27, 2018
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