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Hes the kind of guy you love but hate he winks a lot he likes girls with big boobs and a big butt he loves football and he is just all around a great guy he can be annoying and mean to but his loyal and adorable I LOVE A HAISTON!!
Bre: haistons cute

Me: yeaa....

Bre:?? Whats wrong?
Me: Hes mine I called him
haiston by Caring about you October 10, 2013
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Hershey Hailstone 

When the gases in your colon are so great that they fire out a turd that bounces of the porcelain with loud report!
After Jon ate that burrito he was raining some serious "Hershey Hailstone!"
Hershey Hailstone by My Anus January 28, 2013
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Hailstoned 

The moment you go from being sober, or resonably fine, to absolutely wasted in the space of a few seconds.

Applies to alcohol and other substances
"urgh, after those shots of jager, i got totally hailstoned"

"A few toke's of this shit and you'll be hailstoned in no time"
Halston: a tall, handsome guy. Typically funny and sweet, can become grumpy at times. Excellent kisser, strong arms, gorgeous eyes.
Halston’s are best paired with a lovely Pamela.
Halston’s are very rare, few and lucky are those that find one.
Wow, I really like your Halston… I wish I could find one.
Halston by yakalemap August 26, 2008

HAIRTONGUE 

1. (noun) The one pubic hair that sticks to your tongue as you are going down on your partner,, that you just cant get off of there.

2. (adj) The act of licking a girls unshaved pussy, wanting to get her pubic hair in your mouth, and stuck on your tongue.
1. Dude! That girl's pussy was smooth as silk! I have no clue how I got the Hairtongue! Still do!

2. Man,, that chick has one sexy ass shrub down there! I'm gonna Hairtongue the Hell out of that thing!
HAIRTONGUE by seanyB September 5, 2010
Hayston is a very cute boy with brown hair and brown eyes. Very tall and super sweet. Usually plays a sport like baseball. Caring and makes the best boyfriend
Wow! Did you see Hayston
Hayston by Aifro October 23, 2019
halston's are rare and unique. if you find one, you better not let her go because you won't find anyone else like her. she is usually kind and sweet, also very hot and sexy. halston's are always the life of the party and they light up the room.
i won't ever let my halston go
halston by april cotal January 20, 2017
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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