hanston 

Nobody's name except me.

"Sup my name is Hanston!"
"Nice to meet you Ashton! Call me Alice."
".....I changed my mind just call me Hans."

hanston by Hanston November 23, 2021

arin hanson

Arin Hanson is an animator/ gamer and is a part of a YouTube channel called Game Grumps, co-starring with Danny Avidan and formerly Jon Jafari.

"Wow, Arin Hanson is such a boopin' ass guy!"

"Maybe, but Pewdiepie is cooler."

"You are officially dead to me."

arin hanson by Terra Risona October 25, 2015

Todd Hanson 

AKA The Silver Fox. Creator and enforcer of The Show. Takes it to the hairline regularly.

Now guys, do the damn show, and take it to the hairline... because even Chuck Norris believes in Todd Hanson.

Todd Hanson by travis ohrn August 1, 2009

The Hanson Brothers 

Three brothers - Jeff, Steve, and Jack Hanson - who played hockey for the Charlestown Chiefs in the 1977 movie "Slap Shot." They came to the team from the Iron League and are quite possibly the three greatest sports movie characters of all time. Before every game they taped tin foil to their knuckles underneath their gloves. They seldom got to play because they sucked terribly at hockey itself. However, when they did get on the ice, the game turned into a bloody brawl, and were usually promptly ejected from the game with the crowd roaring for more bloodshed. In other words, The Hanson Brothers fucked shit up.

For many hockey players today, "Hanson Brothers" is also synonymous with "Hockey Gods."

The Hanson Brothers brought their fuckin' toys with them.

The Hanson Brothers by Pilotguy44 December 16, 2008

HansonLee 

hansonlee(adjective): so ridiculously clutch that it attracts females by the dozen

"dude brad's shot last night was so hansonlee that all the sorority girls carried him back to their house and he still hasnt left!"

HansonLee by Yellow Menace January 6, 2021

Dirty Hanson 

When one man gives two other men handjobs.

Hanson gave Chase and Michael a Dirty Hanson behind the port-a-potties.

Dirty Hanson by Sgt. Butthole July 21, 2011

Hanson-fuck 

Verb: To lie about a situation or event in order to increase one's social standing, or to extricate oneself from an undesirable situation.

Noun: One who lies for the reasons listed above.

Origins: Those who claim to have slept with a Hanson brother are clearly lying in a misguided attempt at impressing cohorts.

"They wanted to put me on the waiting list, but I totally Hanson-fucked myself a ticket!"

"I wish I could come out tonight, but I have to stay home and feed my cat." "You're such a Hanson-fucker."

Hanson-fuck by SkittlezLA84 July 13, 2009