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1. slang for bed.
2. "hitting the hessler": slang for going to bed. Popularized by h100+101.
hessler by Dinkus Mayhem January 2, 2009

elissa hassler 

The funniest, kindest, sweetest person you will ever find. When your with her you'll never want to leave. Always makes you feel happy when your sad. The best friend you could ever have.
Wow she's such an Elissa Hassler*Blushes*
a charismatic wonder whose artistic ability only compliments the aura of his spirit. the type of guy you can only compare to a fictional character of an unforgettable novel.
only a hessler reads the newspaper at a local coffee shop.
hessler by non-fiction October 23, 2006

hit the hessler 

slang for going to bed ("hessler" = bed).
I'm tired. I'm going to listen to some Steve Vai and then hit the hessler.
hit the hessler by DinkusMayhem October 12, 2007

facebook hassler 

one who continuously hassles, annoys or bothers others to post pictures, videos, etc. onto facebook until he or she does so.
Louis "Can you put those pictures up from tonight?"

Betsy "Louis, I will, I'm not in the mood today."

next day...

Louis "Betsy are you gonna post those pictures today?"

Betsy "Louis stop being such a facebook hassler, i'll do it eventually."
facebook hassler by Ballzy Anna Rad December 18, 2008
A hassler is an adjective to describe a person who makes a hassle for nothing, describes small issues into a MAJOR problem, who thinks that the president needs to know about it. A hassler can also be described as MarT Pad
MarT Pad is such a hassler. She hassles me all the time for nothing.

MarT Pad is causing a lot of hassle at work
Hassler by GodALLMighty May 15, 2014