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haddle by Fearlessguster March 8, 2018
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Handlez
Handlez is the largest social media plug online, not to be confused with the SoundCloud rapper Handlez.
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haddle • Haddled • Haddlenewmoo • hadley • Handle • handle bars • handler • Hadlee • Hadleigh • Hadden
Slave Handles
"It's handlebars when it's sexual, but slave handles are more... violent." -Projekt Melody
I looked up 'slave handles', but I couldn't find it." "I didn't invent it! I swear it's a term!" -Projekt Melody (Term inventor)
I looked up 'slave handles', but I couldn't find it." "I didn't invent it! I swear it's a term!" -Projekt Melody (Term inventor)
Slave Handles by Arclock January 22, 2021
Tom Hiddleston
Tom Hiddleston by Dilifwh0re March 6, 2021
Tom Hiddleston
A walking definition of a Human God. Sexy as hell. He is famous for playing the charecter of Loki in the Marvel Cinematic Universe.
He has an army (of fan girls). Would give you an orgy with his smile. Plus he is British. The gentle, soft-spoken, humble and sexy one.
He has an army (of fan girls). Would give you an orgy with his smile. Plus he is British. The gentle, soft-spoken, humble and sexy one.
Tom Hiddleston by Loki's soul May 26, 2019
Hiddlesexual
A term relating to sexual matters that involve the British actor Tom Hiddleston. This term is often used by his fans, or more popularly known by the titles "Hiddleston Army", "HiddleArmy", or "Loki's Army".
This word can also refer to a type of sexuality in which they are devoted/attracted to Tom Hiddleston, and only Tom Hiddleston.
This word can also refer to a type of sexuality in which they are devoted/attracted to Tom Hiddleston, and only Tom Hiddleston.
Girl One: Oh my god, isn't Tom Hiddleston just attractive?
Girl Two: I know, right? I'm going to go Hiddlesexual!
Girl: I'm sorry, I'm not interested in you anymore.
Boy: Why?!
Girl: Because I discovered Tom Hiddleston, my god.
Boy: Oh NO YOU'VE BEEN Hiddlestoned! YOU'RE Hiddlesexual! I think I am too!
-both fly off into the sunset with Loki posters-
Girl Two: I know, right? I'm going to go Hiddlesexual!
Girl: I'm sorry, I'm not interested in you anymore.
Boy: Why?!
Girl: Because I discovered Tom Hiddleston, my god.
Boy: Oh NO YOU'VE BEEN Hiddlestoned! YOU'RE Hiddlesexual! I think I am too!
-both fly off into the sunset with Loki posters-
Hiddlesexual by jotunned August 8, 2012
Tom Hiddleston
Tom Hiddleston by Justagirlwithnojams January 19, 2019
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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floxi
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"