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Habanera Hand Job (HHJ) 

When someone dices up 1 or many Habanera peppers into a paste, rubs the paste all over their hands, then proceeds to administrate a hand job to some lucky recipient.
I thought I was gonna get lucky with Lucy, but the burning on my schlong indicated that she had given me the Habanera Hand Job (HHJ).
Habanera Hand Job (HHJ) by mawheele January 17, 2008
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Habanero 

Classified into a group called C. Chinese, Habaneros are among the hottest peppers in the world. The Red Savina Habanero holds the record at 577,000 Scoville Units.
One nibble off an Orange Habanero will turn your mouth into a living inferno.
Habanero by Master Tonberry February 24, 2005

Wholly Habanero 

The act of shoving a habanero up your and/or your partners ass during sex
My wife did a wholly habanero last night in bed
Wholly Habanero by Cellucci November 30, 2018

Habanero 

A female so hot she's as hot and spicy as a habanero pepper
Zoe is such a Habanero
Habanero by TokenIranian November 12, 2015

habanero 

An unbelievably hot pepper, reputed to have originated in Havana (La Habana), Cuba.

Often mispronounced by English speakers, the word should NEVER have a "y" sound: it's "hah bah NEH ro", NOT "hah bah NYEH ro". (The "h" is not pronounced in Spanish, but that's probably too much to ask of any gabacho.)
Bob's waiter did not understand why the habanero salsa looked like it hadn't been touched. Bob understood all too well.

The habanero pepper is deceptively un-hot looking: like a brilliant miniature smooth pumpkin.
habanero by davarinofuntucson August 18, 2010

habanero stuffer 

Rubbing spicy hot sauce onto ones penis then inserting it into a woman's vagina
Emily: I want to try something hot

Jeff: how about a habanero stuffer?

Emily: oh FUCK YESS!!! MARRY MEEE!!!!!!!

habanero 

i grow tepin and habanero peppers. the hottest pepper is the Golden Habanero from Pepper Joe.
i was told that the tepin was the hottest but it is not even close the white bullet habanero is hotter than the tepin.but the hottest is the Golden Habanero.
habanero by Hacksaw September 18, 2006
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murderhobo 

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