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Hanauso Disease
Hanauso Disease is a fictional disease in which when the victim’s loved one lies or betrays them, flowers will grow out of the victim’s neck. Alongside that, the victim will be unable to talk until their loved one tells the truth.
Hanauso Disease by jayquan. July 2, 2021
Hanukwanzmas
Combining Christmas, Hanukkah, and Kwanza into a single term. These are the three holidays typically mentioned around this time so it's easier to say them all at once and not be some PC douchebag and say "Happy Holidays".
Have a happy Hanukwanzmas
Hanukwanzmas by blind_assassin December 27, 2006
summer haan
basically another definition of cool, spreading eastbound throughout canada. it originated in B.C, particularly Vancouver, in the little 'hood of Kits (reprezint).
you say summer, you hear cool. nuff said.
you say summer, you hear cool. nuff said.
summer haan by abdenourboubia November 1, 2010
iPod Hanukkah
When your iPod has low battery and you think it will die soon but it continues to play on and on and on, much longer that you expected.
iPod Hanukkah by Anthonydalm April 22, 2008
Hanuramakwanzmas
An admixture of Hanukkah, Ramadan, Kwanza and Christmas. Covers all the bases during the "holiday season".
In the spirit of political correctness, and diversity celebration, let's kill four birds with one stone... or dradle. Call it Hanuramakwanzmas.
Hanuramakwanzmas by GewehrWolf April 10, 2007
Hanukkah Blunt
A blunt that lasts for more hours than physically possible. Hunnukah blunts continue around in rotation, providing hits and highness for all in the circle for hours on end.
We couldnt have rolled more than a few grams into that blunt, but somehow it lasted for eight hours! It was a miracle; some kind of Hanukkah blunt.
Hanukkah Blunt by waltfuckingdisney October 19, 2009
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square grouper
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026