Haff
Haff by What the fuuuu December 29, 2022
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Haff
Haff
Alternative for the word: Have
eye haff to laff
eye (I) haff (have) to laff (laugh)
meaning someone saying something stupid or stupid just say eye haff to laff it’s like twitter slang
meaning someone saying something stupid or stupid just say eye haff to laff it’s like twitter slang
eye haff to laff by @ag.vstd on ig 😔🤟 January 17, 2019
Ooft, I haff!
From the same phrase family as 'i have', 'i would', 'i'd tap' etc.
Used when somebody is particularly impressed by something, most frequently a person. Literally means 'I have', but said in a German accent to give it that extra 'ooft!'.
Used when somebody is particularly impressed by something, most frequently a person. Literally means 'I have', but said in a German accent to give it that extra 'ooft!'.
"Did you see that cumslut last night? I had her a few days ago... she walked past and i was all like 'Ooft, I haff!'"
Boy sees profile picture of hxc emo hawt grrll, and comments: NO JK JK JK LOLOLOL, I HEART UR FXCKING MAKE UP OMG I LOVE UR HAIR. OOFT, I HAFF!
Boy sees profile picture of hxc emo hawt grrll, and comments: NO JK JK JK LOLOLOL, I HEART UR FXCKING MAKE UP OMG I LOVE UR HAIR. OOFT, I HAFF!
Ooft, I haff! by ghalighalinomnom May 3, 2009
Haffner
That guy at the party who always gets to drunk. He is meticulous about his looks, but it's futile since he's not getting laid anyway. He will literally hit on a girl indiscriminately in front their boyfriend.
See that Haffner talking talking to your girlfriend? You should kick his ass, or have him buy her drinks then give them to you.
One Haffahour
One Haffahour by SRM0012 December 29, 2009
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