Haff

German word meaning bay or lagoon.

A few people have died from Haff’s disease after consuming bad fish .

by What the fuuuu December 29, 2022

Haff

Synonym for the word have

I haff to go to the toilet.

by Mobaba October 5, 2023

Haff

Alternative for the word: Have

I haff to go use the toilet

by Mobaba October 5, 2023

eye haff to laff

eye (I) haff (have) to laff (laugh)

meaning someone saying something stupid or stupid just say eye haff to laff it’s like twitter slang

someone : bts is bad
me :eye haff to laff

by @ag.vstd on ig 😔🤟 January 17, 2019

Ooft, I haff!

From the same phrase family as 'i have', 'i would', 'i'd tap' etc.
Used when somebody is particularly impressed by something, most frequently a person. Literally means 'I have', but said in a German accent to give it that extra 'ooft!'.

"Did you see that cumslut last night? I had her a few days ago... she walked past and i was all like 'Ooft, I haff!'"

Boy sees profile picture of hxc emo hawt grrll, and comments: NO JK JK JK LOLOLOL, I HEART UR FXCKING MAKE UP OMG I LOVE UR HAIR. OOFT, I HAFF!

by ghalighalinomnom May 3, 2009

Haffner

That guy at the party who always gets to drunk. He is meticulous about his looks, but it's futile since he's not getting laid anyway. He will literally hit on a girl indiscriminately in front their boyfriend.

See that Haffner talking talking to your girlfriend? You should kick his ass, or have him buy her drinks then give them to you.

by ColdFacts April 23, 2017

One Haffahour

The amount of time one should wait before meeting a pimp or dealer at a night club.

"Meet me down at the Jaguar Club in One Haffahour."

by SRM0012 December 29, 2009