haffin 

divide something 2 people can share in half

would you like to haffin my soda?

haffin by Deloris A June 9, 2008

haffin 

To actively smoke something.

Hey Tom what have you been doing all day?

"I have been haffin some weed"

haffin by Deucewitt April 1, 2008

Harfing 

To say or assert something so patently stupid and preposterous as to generate widespread mockery. Named in honor of State Department Spokesperson Marie Harf.

The State Department Spokesperson was harfing on about how Islamic State jihadists only needed job opportunities in order to give up their evil ways.

Harfing by Blushark February 21, 2015

HuffingDonnie 

A phrase used to describe the actions of someone at work who will doing anything to keep the boss happy, a total suckass.

Randy: So I was looking at boats online....
Chuck: That's fantastic! I've got a boat too!
Randy: Maybe you could show me....
Chuck: Absolutely! Here, (pulls out phone) look at these pictures of mine.
Randy: That boat looks a little small....
Chuck: It is, but we could go look at other ones.
Randy: That would be cool. Maybe you can come over afterward and I'll grill some food.
Chuck: Hell, I'll pick up the food and beer! We could have a party!
Randy: Yeah....
Chuck: Did I tell you earlier that your shirt looks very nice?
Randy: No, but thank you.
Chuck: No problem.
Man outside room: Man Chuck sure is HuffingDonnie on Randy today.
2nd man outside room: Just today? Shit, he does it everyday! I think there's something more going on there.
1st man: Like what?
2nd man: I think Chuck is in love with Randy.
1st man: Wow. That's gay.
2nd man: Yep.

HuffingDonnie by Charles Joseph Hurst the 2nd July 20, 2012

Huffington Post 

Your #1 source for all that is not news. If you are utterly dying to know what color Miley Cyrus' shit was on Tuesday or felt that you would not die happy unless you found out once and for all how drunk Lindsay Lohan got after she partied in LA without a bra, then this is the site for you!!!

The Kardashians are so talented! I know; I read it in the Huffington Post.

Huffington Post by EmanNeercs August 17, 2012

Haffner

That guy at the party who always gets to drunk. He is meticulous about his looks, but it's futile since he's not getting laid anyway. He will literally hit on a girl indiscriminately in front their boyfriend.

See that Haffner talking talking to your girlfriend? You should kick his ass, or have him buy her drinks then give them to you.

Haffner by ColdFacts April 23, 2017

Huffinternship

When one is so desperate for a media "in" that they will go one step further than working for free- they'll pay, and pay dearly.

Antonym: unpaid internship.

Guy One: I'm doing a huffinternship at NBC.

Guy Two: How much did that set you back?

Guy One: I mortgaged my parents house.

Guy Two: Do they know?

Guy One: Nope. But there's enough left over that they can huffintern at Fox News if they want.

Huffinternship by RichardNixonRocks May 14, 2009