To say or assert something so patently stupid and preposterous as to generate widespread mockery. Named in honor of State Department Spokesperson Marie Harf.

The State Department Spokesperson was harfing on about how Islamic State jihadists only needed job opportunities in order to give up their evil ways.

Harfing by Blushark February 21, 2015

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HuffingDonnie

A phrase used to describe the actions of someone at work who will doing anything to keep the boss happy, a total suckass.

Randy: So I was looking at boats online....
Chuck: That's fantastic! I've got a boat too!
Randy: Maybe you could show me....
Chuck: Absolutely! Here, (pulls out phone) look at these pictures of mine.
Randy: That boat looks a little small....
Chuck: It is, but we could go look at other ones.
Randy: That would be cool. Maybe you can come over afterward and I'll grill some food.
Chuck: Hell, I'll pick up the food and beer! We could have a party!
Randy: Yeah....
Chuck: Did I tell you earlier that your shirt looks very nice?
Randy: No, but thank you.
Chuck: No problem.
Man outside room: Man Chuck sure is HuffingDonnie on Randy today.
2nd man outside room: Just today? Shit, he does it everyday! I think there's something more going on there.
1st man: Like what?
2nd man: I think Chuck is in love with Randy.
1st man: Wow. That's gay.
2nd man: Yep.

HuffingDonnie by Charles Joseph Hurst the 2nd July 20, 2012

Huffington Post

Your #1 source for all that is not news. If you are utterly dying to know what color Miley Cyrus' shit was on Tuesday or felt that you would not die happy unless you found out once and for all how drunk Lindsay Lohan got after she partied in LA without a bra, then this is the site for you!!!

The Kardashians are so talented! I know; I read it in the Huffington Post.

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Haffner

That guy at the party who always gets to drunk. He is meticulous about his looks, but it's futile since he's not getting laid anyway. He will literally hit on a girl indiscriminately in front their boyfriend.

See that Haffner talking talking to your girlfriend? You should kick his ass, or have him buy her drinks then give them to you.

Haffner by ColdFacts April 23, 2017

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Huffinternship

When one is so desperate for a media "in" that they will go one step further than working for free- they'll pay, and pay dearly.

Antonym: unpaid internship.

Guy One: I'm doing a huffinternship at NBC.

Guy Two: How much did that set you back?

Guy One: I mortgaged my parents house.

Guy Two: Do they know?

Guy One: Nope. But there's enough left over that they can huffintern at Fox News if they want.

Huffinternship by RichardNixonRocks May 14, 2009

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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