Definitions by ahpeeyem

sky can 

A huge aluminium tube that hurtles through the sky at ridiculous speeds, with folks inside it.

People willingly strap themselves in, then pretend they're not bothered that they're ten kilometres above the ground and it's -60 degrees Celsius outside.

Actually they'll complain about the food or the temperature being a couple of degrees too warm or cold, when actually it's fucking miraculous that we can sit in ignorance of what's really happening around us, stuffing our face and moaning about it all.

I think I just plagiarised Louis CK but the point is it's a commercial airliner.

I feel like absolute garbage, I've been stuck in a sky can for 14 hours with 300 other smelly folks.

sky can by ahpeeyem March 30, 2021

message 

to do a poo somewhere inappropriate

haha i left her a message under her pillow and bailed

message by ahpeeyem January 24, 2011

in gympie 

Away with the fairies; incoherent

A: Dude, you just went through four red lights!
B: Oh, shit, yeah sorry I'm totally in gympie today.

in gympie by ahpeeyem February 16, 2005

lick it

An act which must be completed before another act, such as kickin it, is performed.

You gotta lick it, before we kick it,
you gotta get it soft and wet so we can kick it.

lick it by ahpeeyem March 14, 2004

don't be a stranger 

Said to a person or workmate when they aren't going to be around anymore but not going to be far removed in a geographical sense. For example, if they are changing jobs but remaining in the same town or city.

"You were a pain in the ass to work with but I'm sad that you're leaving for some reason. Don't be a stranger, will you?"

don't be a stranger by ahpeeyem September 21, 2003

brosnan 

Toughest pseudo-mafia family in Queensland. Don't mess with them.

A: Hey, that chick's really cool!
B: Yeah, she's a Brosnan, dude.
A: Oh, she is way too good for me then.

brosnan by ahpeeyem September 21, 2003

ahpeeyem 

Ultra-cool way of writing the phonetic pronunciation of the abbreviation for revolutions per minute, RPM, which is the measure of how many times a given object such as the eccentric shaft inside a turbo rotary turns in a minute, which is a lot.

That ahpeeyem guy has the coolest website about burnouts ever!

ahpeeyem by ahpeeyem August 22, 2003