gyllene
A loud mouth twat with a fucking weird name. Better known as a breed of horse, or the act of having shit forced up the sexual partners nose.
gyllene by kerriloljknipple November 25, 2013
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jake gyllenhaal
found dead in illinois (surrounded by hundreds of canadians' scarves) on nov 12 2021 after listening to all too well (10 minute version)
person 1: my all too well scarf has been stuck in illinois for a week!
person 2: you didn't hear? jake gyllenhaal stole it!
person 2: you didn't hear? jake gyllenhaal stole it!
jake gyllenhaal by kniveschau November 12, 2021
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gyllenhaalic
gyllenhaalic by Jen Y December 18, 2005
gyllenhaalic
Used by fans of Jake Gyllenhaal, meaning you're totally in love with him and would do everything to meet him.
Also a fanclub.
Also a fanclub.
Girl 1: OMG I saw Brokeback Mountain yesterday. Jake is sooooo hot. *drools*
Girl 2: Yeah I'm a totally Gyllenhaalic - can't live without him. Don't you want to join our fanclub on www.iheartjake.com ?
Girl 1: W00t, I'm so in.
Girl 2: Yeah I'm a totally Gyllenhaalic - can't live without him. Don't you want to join our fanclub on www.iheartjake.com ?
Girl 1: W00t, I'm so in.
gyllenhaalic by ~dominique April 17, 2006
Gyllenswoon
Amanda said "Hey Stephanie! What did you do yesterday?" "Oh, I Gyllenswooned while watching Brokeback Mountain!" Stephanie replied.
Gyllenswoon by Stephanie and Amanda August 27, 2008
gyllenholland
gyllenholland by -tomhlland October 17, 2019
Jake Gyllenhaal
The type of guy who returns everything but the scarf. Literally doesn't start to date someone if they're over 22. Toxic. Narcissistic. Gaslighter. Non-hygienic.
Jake Gyllenhaal by crumpled up piece of paper November 13, 2021
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