gyllenhole 

A gay man's asshole, usually found on cowboys. Oftentimes is invaded by other men and given the dreaded Heath Ledger.

Person 1: "Man, that guy looks like a fag, I'll bet he takes it in the Gyllenhole...:
Person 2: "Yeah, but where would you find a cowboy desperate enough to Heath Ledger his dirty ass?"
Person 1: "Ah, I saw how you were staring at him, you Heath Ledgering fag...get away from me"

gyllenhole by Thatkevinguy January 25, 2008

gyllenholland

THE PURE ROMANCE OF TOM HOLLAND AND JAKE GYLLENHAAL

I ship gyllenholland!

OMG GYLLENHOLLAND IS GONNA GET MARRIED! LOOK AT JAKE's POST

gyllenholland by -tomhlland October 17, 2019

Gyllenhaaled 

Jake Gyllenhaal plays con men in every role. A slimy trickster who would sleep with your girlfriend behind your back and fart on your childs sweets whilst in church.

Jaked Jake Gyllenhaaled Conned Taken for a fool Mugged off Lied To had childrens sweets farted on

Child: "Daddy, I came home from schools and found a man in mummys bed smiling at me and my sweets smelled of farts"... Daddy: "Shit, I've been Gyllenhaaled"

Gyllenhaaled by Franswinetom July 20, 2019

gyllenhal 

Not eating the last piece of food

Don't gyllenhal the cake just eat it

gyllenhal by JannyFoivve November 29, 2013

jake gyllenhall 

a stupid old bitch who broke taylor swift heart and stole her scarf🧣

“Oh my, look at the cunt over there.”
“Oh, that’s just Jake Jiggle-my-balls!”
“Who?”
“Jake Gyllenhall, he broke taylor’s swifts heart and is a nasty ass rat, who, and i quote, “and the punchline goes, you get older but your lovers stay my age!” (Taylor Swift, All too Well TMV)

jake gyllenhall by speaknowtv November 22, 2021

jake gyllenhall 

Found strangled by a red scarf in his sisters house.

Other names are: Jake gynecologist, warm coleslaw man.

"Hey did you see that new movie? Ugh that main character was such a Jake Gyllenhall

jake gyllenhall by samschnapp November 22, 2021