gyllenhole

A gay man's asshole, usually found on cowboys. Oftentimes is invaded by other men and given the dreaded Heath Ledger.

Person 1: "Man, that guy looks like a fag, I'll bet he takes it in the Gyllenhole...:
Person 2: "Yeah, but where would you find a cowboy desperate enough to Heath Ledger his dirty ass?"
Person 1: "Ah, I saw how you were staring at him, you Heath Ledgering fag...get away from me"

by Thatkevinguy January 25, 2008

gyllenholland

THE PURE ROMANCE OF TOM HOLLAND AND JAKE GYLLENHAAL

I ship gyllenholland!

OMG GYLLENHOLLAND IS GONNA GET MARRIED! LOOK AT JAKE's POST

by -tomhlland October 17, 2019

Gyllenhaaled

Jake Gyllenhaal plays con men in every role. A slimy trickster who would sleep with your girlfriend behind your back and fart on your childs sweets whilst in church.

Jaked Jake Gyllenhaaled Conned Taken for a fool Mugged off Lied To had childrens sweets farted on

Child: "Daddy, I came home from schools and found a man in mummys bed smiling at me and my sweets smelled of farts"... Daddy: "Shit, I've been Gyllenhaaled"

by Franswinetom July 20, 2019

gyllenhal

Not eating the last piece of food

Don't gyllenhal the cake just eat it

by JannyFoivve November 29, 2013

jake gyllenhall

a stupid old bitch who broke taylor swift heart and stole her scarf🧣

“Oh my, look at the cunt over there.”
“Oh, that’s just Jake Jiggle-my-balls!”
“Who?”
“Jake Gyllenhall, he broke taylor’s swifts heart and is a nasty ass rat, who, and i quote, “and the punchline goes, you get older but your lovers stay my age!” (Taylor Swift, All too Well TMV)

by speaknowtv November 22, 2021

jake gyllenhall

Found strangled by a red scarf in his sisters house.

Other names are: Jake gynecologist, warm coleslaw man.

"Hey did you see that new movie? Ugh that main character was such a Jake Gyllenhall

by samschnapp November 22, 2021