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gwumpalump
A member of the Bigfoot genus, the Gwumpalump is a hairy biped creature with a human-like appearance. Since the decline of the Gwumpalump population, however, the term has taken on a pejorative meaning. It is now most often used in reference to someone who is simultaneously extremely grumpy and extremely lumpy .
The Adjective form of Gwumpalump is Gwumpy .
The Adjective form of Gwumpalump is Gwumpy .
"The last time I encountered a Gwumpalump, I was at Rock City, TN."
"Man, did you see Timmy at the party last weekend?" "Yeah, bro! He was so grumpy and lumpy that he appeared to be a Gwumpalump!"
"Don't be such a Gwumpalump, Carl." "Rock City was definitely a good value!"
"Man, did you see Timmy at the party last weekend?" "Yeah, bro! He was so grumpy and lumpy that he appeared to be a Gwumpalump!"
"Don't be such a Gwumpalump, Carl." "Rock City was definitely a good value!"
gwumpalump by RomulusAugustus July 29, 2017
Guap
Guap by Pre-Writing May 11, 2018
guapsexual
guapsexual by Guapsexual June 21, 2020
guapportunity
an risky opportunity to acquire mad guap, and is often hard to turn down even though the risks out shine the perks.
pronounced: GWOP-ore-TUNE-ity
pronounced: GWOP-ore-TUNE-ity
guapportunity by thekillingspree69 May 27, 2011
Gwuapo
"Ayo that nigga jay always after the money!
we should call that nigga Gwuapo “
"My nigga Gwuapo getting that Gwuap like always “
we should call that nigga Gwuapo “
"My nigga Gwuapo getting that Gwuap like always “
Gwuapo by Street codes April 9, 2020
Double Guap-a-Lucci With Cheese
I think I have coined a new term. See example for personal anecdote that got me thinking more than I should have. Submit to the Editors first I shall. But I think this definition holds water. May it be up on a forum somewhere that we may ask the Community for its Inclusion/Exclusion?
An Upper Middle Shelf amount of money. More than a Knot by a lot. A WHOLE LOT.
First Discovered with six tightly stretched rubber-bands encompassing approximately three inches of one hundred dollar bills firmly sandwiching roughly two inches of fifty dollar bills. The precise recipe is a rare find, with most examples leaning more towards the inverse ratio. Note the size of the HAND presenting it with thumb on bottom middle and as many fingers that can reach the middle top of the specimen with less top grip demonstrating a Superior Sammich. Small enough hands can make a knot LOOK like A Double Guap-a-Lucci WithOUT Cheese.
But Because CABLE GUY WRESTLE BREAST MILK (Cheese All Bread, Lucci Effect Guaps Undeniably. Yes, When Racks Equal Stacks, Then Lucci Equates Bread; Racks Equal All Stacks, Money Is Lucci Kid), theoretical examples are known to exist in the minds of SCRUBS (Shitty Crooks Running Ultra Bull Shit)...
Money fanned up the arm is not a Double Guap-a-Lucci With Cheese and is considered to be a Light Brunch.
Nobody wants to Host that.
Especially true if a legitimate specimen is desired.
An Upper Middle Shelf amount of money. More than a Knot by a lot. A WHOLE LOT.
First Discovered with six tightly stretched rubber-bands encompassing approximately three inches of one hundred dollar bills firmly sandwiching roughly two inches of fifty dollar bills. The precise recipe is a rare find, with most examples leaning more towards the inverse ratio. Note the size of the HAND presenting it with thumb on bottom middle and as many fingers that can reach the middle top of the specimen with less top grip demonstrating a Superior Sammich. Small enough hands can make a knot LOOK like A Double Guap-a-Lucci WithOUT Cheese.
But Because CABLE GUY WRESTLE BREAST MILK (Cheese All Bread, Lucci Effect Guaps Undeniably. Yes, When Racks Equal Stacks, Then Lucci Equates Bread; Racks Equal All Stacks, Money Is Lucci Kid), theoretical examples are known to exist in the minds of SCRUBS (Shitty Crooks Running Ultra Bull Shit)...
Money fanned up the arm is not a Double Guap-a-Lucci With Cheese and is considered to be a Light Brunch.
Nobody wants to Host that.
Especially true if a legitimate specimen is desired.
Y: Do you know what A Double Guap-a-Lucci With Cheese is?
M: What?
Y: I didn't even know it existed until yesterday.
M: Werd?
Y:Jep. This guy flexed one out of his Fanny Pack worn diagonally across his torso.
M:Nice! Gots them broccoli do he?
Y:NO! His Black make China White.
M:*Turns on "Let's Plan A Robbery" by Three 6 Mafia and Queues "Robbery" by SouthSide Players .
M: What?
Y: I didn't even know it existed until yesterday.
M: Werd?
Y:Jep. This guy flexed one out of his Fanny Pack worn diagonally across his torso.
M:Nice! Gots them broccoli do he?
Y:NO! His Black make China White.
M:*Turns on "Let's Plan A Robbery" by Three 6 Mafia and Queues "Robbery" by SouthSide Players .
Double Guap-a-Lucci With Cheese by BigTomFoSheezy June 1, 2021
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Bunhead
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trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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