Pre-Writing's definitions

Knot

This is speaking of canid animals (members of the dog family; Canidae). A knot is basically a swelling of the Bulbus Glandis, a part of a canine's penis. The erectile tissue swells up during the climax of sexual intercourse and locks when it penetrates the female allowing it to inseminate into the female canine (probably because these canid animals miss when they hump the female so the semen will miss, I think).

Dirty Friend: "Lol. Look at that dog's knot. Now it's stuck with the female"
Other Friend: "You're disgusting. You're probably thinking about bestiality you furry freak."

by Pre-Writing March 14, 2018

Insta-Thots

Thots who post pictures on Instagram using Snapchat filters that actually belong on Snapchat and not Instagram.

Instagram Thot Hunter: *spots Snachat photo filter on Instagram posted by some Insta-Thots*
Insta-Thot: *dies*

by Pre-Writing March 14, 2018

La Chambre

french word for bedroom

We had to write la chambre multiple times so we would memorize it.

by Pre-Writing October 30, 2017

Guap

A slang term for money. It can mean that you have money in your hands.

Take a moment, count my guap, count my guap
All these racks bombin' in, they bombin' in

by Pre-Writing May 11, 2018

⍰

Wanna know how to get the ⍰ symbol? For current IOS softwares on iPhones and iPods all you have to do is go to the voice to text and then quickly exit the voice to text. The ⍰ symbol was a bug for the IOS 11.1 software version and has now been fixed :)

Trippie Redd - "Hey how did you get that ⍰ symbol?"
Cole Bennett - "I did this special trick only available to newer IOS softwares."

by Pre-Writing March 19, 2018

108

If you say this to Siri on your iPhone or iPod, Siri will have you talking with an emergency responder in 5 seconds. You can also say 112 to her for emergency services.

Victim: "108!"
Siri: "I'm sorry, what was that?"
Victim: "112!"
Siri: "I've found some results for 'Burger King foot lettuce'."

by Pre-Writing May 28, 2018

Shivam

a shivam is a straight up goon who has no feelings for one another. he will fight for rapist rights.

Hey look! Shivam is coming our way! Lets get out of here!

by Pre-Writing October 30, 2017