guapportunity

an risky opportunity to acquire mad guap, and is often hard to turn down even though the risks out shine the perks.

pronounced: GWOP-ore-TUNE-ity

she gotta understand your guapportunity, and your knockin!

by thekillingspree69 May 27, 2011

missed guacortunity

After taking the first bite of your Chipotle, the realization that you forgot to get guacamole.

Person A: "Damn, I should have gotten guac in this burrito."

Person B: "That's an unfortunate missed guacortunity. It's cool though, we'll be back tomorrow."

by Rozaaay February 21, 2014