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guymester by jefferson258 November 21, 2022
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GuyMaster
A sexercise machine loosely based on the tv infomercial sensation, the thighmaster, with the addition of an interchangable dildo.
My girl just got one of those new GuyMasters...man that's not your momma's exerciser! It was as much fun for me to watch as it was for her to use...I think I'm gonna get one for myself!
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Guesterbate
The act of masturbating while staying as a guest in someone else's home. Particularly entertaining if it is in the home of someone you do not like.
Harper: "Hey Chuck, I'm going home tomorrow, so you can have the room to yourself."
Chuck: "Thanks man, but I don't need it."
Harper: "You sure? I've been around all week."
Chuck: "I'm good bro, I guesterbated in JJ's room last night while he was asleep."
Harper: "Awww man that's dirty, wish I woulda thought to do that."
Chuck: "Thanks man, but I don't need it."
Harper: "You sure? I've been around all week."
Chuck: "I'm good bro, I guesterbated in JJ's room last night while he was asleep."
Harper: "Awww man that's dirty, wish I woulda thought to do that."
Guesterbate by Chuck Briarton February 4, 2010
Guymese Twins
Two men (usually bros) who are inseparable. Derived from Siamese Twins (now politically correctly referred to as conjoined twins, BORING).
Guymese Twins by spreadingtheword May 1, 2009
Gymster
A word that describes that one asshole that thinks hes tough shit everyone notices while trying to work out at the gym because he makes ridiculously loud noises (usually resembling the sound someone makes while trying to take a shit while constipated and/or while masturbating) while lifting only a mild amount of weight.
Usually the type of person who is desperate for attention and gets it by acting like a complete idiot at the gym.
Usually the type of person who is desperate for attention and gets it by acting like a complete idiot at the gym.
"I swear if that gymster doesn't shut the fuck up I'm going to kill him."
"Gymsters are starved for attention"
"That guy is lifting 50lbs and acting like hes Arnold "
"Yeah what a gymster"
"Sounds like someone is having an orgasm over there. wtf?"
"Its just the local gymster. Don't mind him."
"Gymsters are starved for attention"
"That guy is lifting 50lbs and acting like hes Arnold "
"Yeah what a gymster"
"Sounds like someone is having an orgasm over there. wtf?"
"Its just the local gymster. Don't mind him."
Gamester
Short for videogamester, combining (video)gamer and gangster. A person who is part of a certain game community engaged in an online gang war with another such community such as Xbox vs. Playstation, Infinity Ward vs. Treyarch, PC vs. console and so on. Possible symptoms of gang affiliation are overzealous brand loyalty, arguing on youtube, basically having nothing more important to talk about and virginity.
"Jim keeps sending me these links to those horrible Xbox 360 vs. Playstation 3 graphic comparison clips whenever a new game comes out."
"I take it he then starts bitching about how the colors look more realistic on one console than the other? And when the other idiots who comment on youtube disagree, he starts talking about the tv-screen they used for the clip and how biased they were?"
"Exactly, he's a total gamester. I told him to fuck off and then I just had sex with my girlfriend."
"I take it he then starts bitching about how the colors look more realistic on one console than the other? And when the other idiots who comment on youtube disagree, he starts talking about the tv-screen they used for the clip and how biased they were?"
"Exactly, he's a total gamester. I told him to fuck off and then I just had sex with my girlfriend."