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12 guage headache 

The application of a substantial amount of lead to the brain pan of someone who has become bothersome.
The dude tried to hold me up, so I pulled out the shot gun from under the counter and gave him a 12 guage headache that asprin won't fix.
12 guage headache by MACV July 25, 2008
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Guyanese Saf 

An elite demon. One who mastered fuckery. He doesn't have feelings or feel pain, he only feels pleasure. The motto he lives by is "You can be on demon time for anything, like being on demon time with the pussy. You can be on demon time with, I mean anything"-Fivio Foreign.
You said she's married? Thank nothing Guyanese Saf cant handle.
Guyanese Saf by iswearonjuan April 10, 2022
Someone from the country Guyana located in South America. Guyanese people speak English, but a majority of them speak 'pigeon English' or broken down English.

As indentured servants by the British in 1930, Guyanese people come in different races. There are Black Guyanese, Indian Guyanese, Chinese Guyanese, White Guyanese and Ameridians (native to the country Guyana.) The culture and food of Guyanese people is usually close to there original ethnicity, but their culture and food is a unique mix of all these races.

Indian Guyanese, Chinese Guyanese and sometimes Black Guyanese are usually mistaken for there 'ethnic' counter parts. This is understandable since they are direct descendent. Guyanese music is usually a fusion of music from the different races that dominate Guyana. A majority of Guyanese people produce Chutney and Soca Music.
You know your Guyanese when.....
Guyanese by ochre_goddess June 14, 2011

Guyger Counter 

Similar to gaydar, this is the sixth sense many men possess which helps them to determine exactly how crazioactive a woman is.
Two guys at a bar:

Guy One: Ok dude, let's see what we've got going on tonight

Guy Two: Alright man, let me turn on the Guyger Counter

Guy One: What about the redhead?

Guy Two: No-go, still broken up over her last boyfriend

Guy One: The blonde?

Guy Two: Severely insecure because she's been a bridesmaid in 6 weddings, is nearing 30, and hasn't been in a steady relationship since she was 19

Guy One: Short skirt?

Guy Two: Jealousy issues.

Guy One: Ok, what about Glasses over there.

Guy Two: Hmm...I don't know. I'm getting a low reading, possibly within safe parameters. She's probably not too crazioactive. I say go for it.
Guyger Counter by McGuyger January 8, 2010

guyanese fever 

The extreme attraction toward Guyanese girls by Hispanic boys.
Damn that boricua has been with his Guyanese girlfriend for 6+yrs! He's got that Guyanese fever!
guyanese fever by IBxEddy July 24, 2015

guygered 

To be shot in your own home by a white police officer while doing nothing illegal, such as sleeping or sitting on the couch eating ice cream. Most likely doing this while black. The officer will never identifying themselves as the police and will give little to no warning to put your hands up as they shoot to kill the homeowner. Officers will also work at disparaging the homeowner to justify his/her incompetence.
A cop in Fort Worth just guygered a woman while doing a welfare check.
guygered by Please don’t shoot October 13, 2019
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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