GUIage

A combination of the words GUI (Graphical User Interface) and sewage. GUIage commonly refers to a user interface that is visually appealing, but causes a substantial loss of system performance. GUIage typically sacrifices response time in lieu of a prettier, flashier design. Extensive use of Flash and AJAX usually characterize GUIage.

SugarCRM's new user interface is visually stunning, but the implementation was much faster before the developers added all that GUIage.

by Bari Onic February 7, 2008

12 guage headache

The application of a substantial amount of lead to the brain pan of someone who has become bothersome.

The dude tried to hold me up, so I pulled out the shot gun from under the counter and gave him a 12 guage headache that asprin won't fix.

by MACV July 25, 2008

Guiged

High. (as in, marijuana).

That girl is so guiged, she thinks you can invent fire shooting for your fingertips!!

by DingusBreavisJungleheart August 26, 2010

12 Guage and Rage

When your suicidal but wanting some excitement.
You load the 12 guage shotgun and load a single shell, ready to go out with a bang but in style.

Person 1: "Dude I don't want to live anymore but at the same time I don't want to leave without a bang."
Other person: "Dude, play the 12 Guage and Rage!"

by OGSK August 20, 2020

Guidge

A unisex term for having one's private areas show through clothing.

1.)These tight pants totally give me guidge. 2.)Lets go to the wet t-shirt contest to see some guidge.

by VisokSomething January 26, 2009

guages

Type of jewelry worn in stretched earlobe piercings. Also known as tunnels and commonly written "gauges" although this spelling is incorrect.

- How wide are your guages?
- 8mm.
- You pussy.

by B.P.O. April 15, 2011

guage name

Funny, Loyal, and down to earth. Best nigga you'll ever meet, and dick game strong! Perfection in one person! Can eat like no other! In bed and at the table.

Ain't no one like a Guage name

by Spankyd23 July 30, 2017