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A person who pretends to be a guru of kung fu, but in actuality is only a guru of dicknose. Seen along the East Coast, often out in the wild diddling unexpecting victims of their FAAB and other personal belongings. Easily identified by their rare giant dicknose and inflated ego. Seldom seen at the job site, gurufu are invasive species and migrate frequently. Diet consists mainly of vegetables, but has recently started eating meats.
That gurufu fleeced me something good. That's the biggest nose I ever seen!
gurufu by TripleCrown DS September 25, 2023
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That gurufu sandwich was not good, but it had a big nose!
gurufu by TripleCrown DS September 30, 2023

Gutful of Fuck 

A term used when you contribute nothing of use to a conversation or game.
Luke knew he had no chance in the game of bullshit...so he threw in a gutful of fuck and hoped for the best!
to have had enough of something
to be fed up
I've had a gutfull of your whining
gutfull by afro208 October 15, 2006

Gutsfuck 

When a man possesses such a freakishly large penis that he ruptures his partner's abdominal cavity during intercourse, resulting in penetration of the intestines.
"Being hung like a horse ain't all it's cracked up to be. I accidentally gave my girlfriend a gutsfuck the other night, and now she's in the hospital."
Gutsfuck by Buck Satan December 12, 2008
I have 2 gunufus
Gunufus by Josiahfk hff May 9, 2021