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gurnanimal

A half man Half beast, hes said to be half bear but no one is sure. He roams the wild for punani. It is a magnificent sight if ever seen but it is a short one because this elegant beast moves with the grace of a swan with the power of a tyrannasaurous rex mixed with a bear.
the gurnanimal once killed a leopard mixed with a tiger also known as a liger while fending off the simrat (sim-rat)
by gurnanimal himself May 21, 2008
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adult garanimals

Adults who wear matchy matchy clothes as if they were small children. Everything looks like it came from a match set box.

It tends to lack any imagination and often has too many patterns like flowers, shapes etc.
Did you see that guy over there? Looks like he took the easy way out when getting dressed this morning and grabbed his adult garanimals. Yikes!
by dwied August 11, 2009
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granimal

a great animal, usually used to describe a great fighter or any other physical activities.
devon is a straight granimal at anything he does.
by devon lorenzo becky March 15, 2009
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garanimal

negative connotation; used to describe an adult who dresses in overly matched separates. See also "matchy matchy."
"Look at Howard in his brown suit, brown tie, brown striped shirt and brown loafers. He is way garanimal today!"
by Elaine100 December 14, 2006
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geranimal

-When one dresses in a monochromatic fashion from head to toe.
-there is also such thing as a patterned geranimal, like when someone wears a printed sweatsuit
-When a geranimal is spotted, it is customary to punch the person next to you and shout "GERANIMAL!"
girl 1: Oh My god,that girl looks like a stick of gum...pink geranimal!
girl 2: Wow, you're right, pink sweater, pink pants, pink tanktop...certified geranimal!
by Brodyyy July 16, 2007
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Garanimalaphobia

Fear of wearing clothing in which the colors and/or patterns match too closely. This phobia is typically rooted in a traumatic childhood experience while wearing Sears and Roebuck Garanimals clothing.
She finally stopped crying when I put on my "birthday present", but later, at the club, my Garanimalaphobia was so bad, I spent the whole night in a bathroom stall.
by Vladmun August 21, 2009
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grrranimal

A fashion faux pas of the 80's and 90's involving animal print clothing and accessories. Whereas black solid black is slimming, Grrranimal prints have the opposite effect- they automatically make you look 20% heavier. Frequently worn by cougars, pumas, jaguars rednecks and yinzers. Increased sightings of Grrranimals in the Western PA region indicate a comeback in the midwest is inevitable.

Just because something is available in grrranimal print doesn't mean it should actually be worn. There is no shortage of clothing manufacturers out there committing fashion crimes with grrranimal print. Translation: unless you're a slim six-foot fashion model or a tour guide at the zoo, it's probably not a good idea to wear pants, jackets, coats or skirts in grrranimal print patterns– unless, that is, you are going for the Cruella DeVille look.
Bro #1 Look at that cougar at the bar rockin' the grrranimal threads... she looks like a giraffe

Bro #2 Nah bro, thats definitely a cow...

Bro #1 Whatever it is, that grrranimal is fugly!

Bro #2 Yeah, lets bounce, too many grrranimals here, not enough talent.
by rockstar1981 November 18, 2011
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