grrranimal 

A fashion faux pas of the 80's and 90's involving animal print clothing and accessories. Whereas black solid black is slimming, Grrranimal prints have the opposite effect- they automatically make you look 20% heavier. Frequently worn by cougars, pumas, jaguars rednecks and yinzers. Increased sightings of Grrranimals in the Western PA region indicate a comeback in the midwest is inevitable.

Just because something is available in grrranimal print doesn't mean it should actually be worn. There is no shortage of clothing manufacturers out there committing fashion crimes with grrranimal print. Translation: unless you're a slim six-foot fashion model or a tour guide at the zoo, it's probably not a good idea to wear pants, jackets, coats or skirts in grrranimal print patterns– unless, that is, you are going for the Cruella DeVille look.

Bro #1 Look at that cougar at the bar rockin' the grrranimal threads... she looks like a giraffe

Bro #2 Nah bro, thats definitely a cow...

Bro #1 Whatever it is, that grrranimal is fugly!

Bro #2 Yeah, lets bounce, too many grrranimals here, not enough talent.

grrranimal by rockstar1981 November 18, 2011

adult garanimals 

Adults who wear matchy matchy clothes as if they were small children. Everything looks like it came from a match set box.

It tends to lack any imagination and often has too many patterns like flowers, shapes etc.

Did you see that guy over there? Looks like he took the easy way out when getting dressed this morning and grabbed his adult garanimals. Yikes!

adult garanimals by dwied August 11, 2009

granimal 

a great animal, usually used to describe a great fighter or any other physical activities.

devon is a straight granimal at anything he does.

granimal by devon lorenzo becky March 15, 2009

garanimal

negative connotation; used to describe an adult who dresses in overly matched separates. See also "matchy matchy."

"Look at Howard in his brown suit, brown tie, brown striped shirt and brown loafers. He is way garanimal today!"

garanimal by Elaine100 December 14, 2006

geranimal 

-When one dresses in a monochromatic fashion from head to toe.
-there is also such thing as a patterned geranimal, like when someone wears a printed sweatsuit
-When a geranimal is spotted, it is customary to punch the person next to you and shout "GERANIMAL!"

girl 1: Oh My god,that girl looks like a stick of gum...pink geranimal!
girl 2: Wow, you're right, pink sweater, pink pants, pink tanktop...certified geranimal!

geranimal by Brodyyy July 16, 2007

Garanimalaphobia 

Fear of wearing clothing in which the colors and/or patterns match too closely. This phobia is typically rooted in a traumatic childhood experience while wearing Sears and Roebuck Garanimals clothing.

She finally stopped crying when I put on my "birthday present", but later, at the club, my Garanimalaphobia was so bad, I spent the whole night in a bathroom stall.

Garanimalaphobia by Vladmun August 21, 2009

garanimalish 

when someone (who is usually a slob) appears to be too well coordinated.

me: "jake's tie, shoes and belt are unusually matched today - he is very garanimalish."

you: "his mom dressed him"

garanimalish by groundedsteve October 13, 2011