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Gurka has the longest dick in the whole world (55 inches). He is also the coolest guy in the world an he lives in a Google Document. His favourite number is 5. Everybody wishes they were as cool as Gurka.

A tomato: Oh look, it's Gurka. He is soo cool. I wish I were as cool as him

gurka by Fiemmannen December 13, 2016

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guraphobia

the fear of gawr gura

I am scared of gawr gura i have guraphobia

guraphobia by GawrGura October 15, 2020

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Gürkan

Lazy but very smart person, who will probably achieve a lot in life and have a lot of succes.

He doesn’t do anything, he’s gürkan

Gürkan by W12ndjd January 10, 2018

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Gawr Gura

"a" hydrodynamic, city pop, apex predator shark from the city of Atlantis, who mostly feeds on salman (salmon) and shrimp. She now lives on land playing video games, streaming and doing other shark stuff. Gawr Gura refuses to return to Atlantis due to its lack of French fries, and now spends her time as a Hololive EN member who entertains chumbuddies. She dislikes hot sand and likes food, PWWIE as well as the color blue.

(Keep loud stomak away from her at all costs)

Person 1: Hey, what's your favorite type of shark? Mine's the Hammerhead Shark.
Person 2: The Gawr Gura shark.
Person 1: What?
Person 2: Did I stutter?

Gawr Gura by logical wizard November 3, 2020

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Gürkan

A Gürkan is a guy who is very beautiful with big eyes and a cute smile..
He/she is just loveable and caring,that's why everybody melt on him/her..
This guy is very very stubborn...so don't get stubborn,because gürkan will always win..
He/She likes food a lot like spagetti and so on,but takes care on his/her body..
A Gürkan doesn't like and trust anyone but if he/she does..so it must be a good person,because they hate liars a lot..
Only the person he/she likes the most knows everything about him/her..
This guy has many friends but the most aren't trustable..
Everyone..I mean everyone loves to chat with him/her and would like to be more than friends with him/her..
But he /she searchs the right one and doesn't need bad guys in his/her life..

Omggg was that gürkan i think i melt!!

Gürkan by Anonymus__12345 January 1, 2017

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Gunka

A Genre of Music that is a Military/March or folk song that represents a Nation.

The song When Johnny Comes Marching Home is a example of American Gunka.

Gunka by Perryism November 21, 2019

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Gura

A very cute and smol shark who tries her best every day. She says a. She also likes to hoocha. Part of the hololive idol group.

“ gura is the cutest shark I’ve ever seen in my fucking life”

Gura by The hentai man December 16, 2020

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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