gurglus

Gurglus is a German name originating in the German state Baden-Württemberg. Gurglus' mostly have much energy and are good at sports and gaming.

Hey, my name is Gurglus.

by Turk Yengeç November 21, 2021

Gurglespurt

To have audible gut gurgles and goopy explosive diarrhea.

“I drank too much curdled milk, now I have the gurglespurts!”

by The Yoghurter February 5, 2022

gurglesmirk

The smile of someone who has successfully completed a blow job, with or without the semen still present. Alternatively, an insult for someone who performs blow jobs too willingly or, more generally, for a person, typically a man, one dislikes because he is a nuisance, a dork or a jerk: dick, cocksucker, cad, asshole, motherfucker, fag.

She looked up at me with a loving gurglesmirk.
Man, he really bugs me. He's such a gurglesmirk.

by asslesschaps December 23, 2006

gurglesock

The art and science of finding weaknesses in your opponent by slapping an open hand between two parts of the opponent's body. Creativity is encouraged and the only way to success. Victory is determined by whoever surrenders first. For example, slapping between the opponent's legs or between their elbow and ribcage, etc.

Action: Slapping another person between their fetal position torso and tops of thighs; Yelling: GURGLESOCK!!!!
I gurglesocked him so hard he cried and peed himself.

by Hannonay October 13, 2013

Gurgleshwerg

When someone is extremely moronic and doesn’t understand basic concepts

That moron is a real gurgleshwerg

by awesoe dude August 24, 2021

butt gurgles

(n.) Similar to gurgling sound made with the mouth, but made by the anus when air is being released simultaneously with the excretion of a wet substance.

I had too many cashews, and now I've got the BUTT GURGLES!

The BUTT GURGLES are spitting something greasy out of my ass, and now I see oily, orange globules floating in the toilet bowl.

by MoGyver January 1, 2012

gurtlush

hot, cute, lush, and fit

that boy is so gurtlush

by barbiegurl93 March 19, 2008