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gurglesock

The art and science of finding weaknesses in your opponent by slapping an open hand between two parts of the opponent's body. Creativity is encouraged and the only way to success. Victory is determined by whoever surrenders first. For example, slapping between the opponent's legs or between their elbow and ribcage, etc.
Action: Slapping another person between their fetal position torso and tops of thighs; Yelling: GURGLESOCK!!!!
I gurglesocked him so hard he cried and peed himself.
by Hannonay October 13, 2013
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gurglegack

An utterance made when a female (or male, if that's your preference) chokes on a cock forcefully, with or without their consent. Also used as a noun or verb.

See chock
"Holy shit, man, I just totally gurglegacked that bitch!"

As she choked, she made a sound like, "Gurgle...gaaack!"

Yeah, that's right bitch, give daddy that gurglegack... sweet, sweet gurglegack.
by A B Garza February 13, 2007
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Gurgledookies

The condition when you've eaten one or more things that create a constant churning in your stomach and lower intestines which could either result in gut noises, gigantic farts or a sudden and extreme need to make it to the bathroom. The problem is it's constantly changing, and you have no idea which one will hit next.
These protein shakes are giving me the gurgledookies and I'm scared to go out. I keep switching between just cutting 30 second farts and having to make a mad dash to the bathroom to release the brown kraken.
by SenorFancyPants November 21, 2022
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