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regurgitated seamen
look at that pile of gurff she must have swallowed and then changed her mind
by DAMON! February 09, 2006
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The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
- Onosecond occurs here -
by Jimmed September 26, 2006
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A male whom attracts the attention of females; usually for their sexual prowess. An alpha male.
That strapping gurff gets all the ladies.
by ARMessick April 02, 2007
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