gupse

bamf. someone who is extremely weird and loud. mostly good looking. annoying voices. asain looking.

Gupse? Yeah id tap her.

by qwertyuiopplmqaz July 12, 2010

gusset typist

A woman who masturbates. Also gusset pianist. As in “I’ve heard she plays the gusset piano”.

by cracky March 1, 2003

guapsexual

Only being arose by cash, money, Funds, or the Guap

Bro don’t even mess with girls, he all about the funds, straight up guapsexual

by Guapsexual June 21, 2020

Gumser

A toothless blowjob.

Hey Peck, How was Thailand?

Great! I got a Gumser from one of the lady-boys.

by Rotten40 November 20, 2011

Guiseley

A small town located in Leeds which is run by one badman and his galdem and/or mandem. There is a high number of suped up cars and frequent meeting occur within the McDonald's car park. Also inhabitited by many people of the female gender aka Bare gash. Barely any amounts of life.

Abbreviation: G-Town

Yes my man i live in G-Town nd ting innit.

Person 1: Whats going down tonight?
Badman: Just chilling in G-Town with my galdem!
Person 1: Sounds shit...
Badman: Rasclaat!

Wow, everything happens in Guiseley, i wished i lived there!

by F to the dizzle July 17, 2009

Gunsel fuck

An individual that buys all of his "cowboy" gear at the local cowboy wannabe supply store and listens to atrocious music about pick up trucks and tractors, yet all the while is the sorriest excuse for a hand you will ever meet. He has never even seen a cow but calls himself a cowboy because he has cheesey boots, a Kenny Chesney straw hat, and a giant store bought buckle he proudly sports to hold up his camo pants. The ultimate poser and a disgrace that pisses on the culture and tradition of the cattle punching profession.

He says he's a cowboy but he actually doesn't know a damn thing about horses or cattle or how to drive that tractor his damn radio is always singing about?!? What a gunsel fuck.

by Reddirt May 31, 2014

Gusset typist

Female form of masturbation...think about it.

The only way she could reach orgasm was to be a Gusset typist.

by Babsy4220 June 23, 2009