funds

money

i got no funds

by icle_shane August 20, 2003

FUNDS

The process of putting a certain part of your body into the anus or rectum of another body.

You son of a bitch, I am going to FUNDS! (F-U-N-D-S.)

Hey, I would really like to F-U-N-D-S.

by Dr. Mateo Ole February 26, 2007

Funds

An excuse given by parents and or banking institutions and or individuals not to give and or hand over funds due to insufficient funds errors and or to the go get a job salary referral phrases. Usually with reference to a source and or no source where if there is a source needs to be linked and legal and if not the bank and or financial institutions and or individuals will keep returning apologies and or insufficient funds errors and or thanks for trying responses. In rare cases its used as a allowance of investment into specific industries and or individuals like presidents and or bank ceos and or private equity and or funds raising, high net worth and or super wealthy people however rarely hits earth in observable and or useful ways which positively contribute to society other than a forest of new trees and or dramatic visuals of something man made mega structures that crowds of people use and pay fees for otherwise new buildings or some special technology but I cannot say I have seen much modern applications in person. Its mostly online visuals and then some urbanization. Like skyscrapers, trains, computers, electronics, roads and some other applications. Usually and or mostly owned by other people and or industries and more noticeably most recently covered in pay walls and requirements. Also dam walls and bridges or telephone towers.

You have insufficient funds, but the bank is working says everyone except the receiver of the insufficient funds or the sender of the insufficient funds, yours truly. You only, or I only have insufficient funds because I don't have a job say parents. Even if I download the jobs and try and setup the systems to pay myself a salary unless the salary is available and works unless I pay the various lawyer and bank fees from the funds I haven't received yet. I will not receive funds and will keep receiving insufficient funds errors and poor people responses until I single out a rich person and force them to fix the bank which is borderline illegal and shouldn't even have to be done even with law enforcement and a case number and a solicitor which is so extreme for a conservative person to have to do and is also borderline mad said no one ever.

by Patrick the Starfish001 August 12, 2023

FUNDS WAY

Financial Freedom

Had to get my bands up now I live the funds way.

by VICEISDEAD June 21, 2024

Insufficient Funds

When you can't pay for your prostitute.

Insufficient Funds!

by Fazzzz88686 December 8, 2014

Fleming Funds

Originating from the Democratic Republic of the Congo, this currency is commonly used in Mrs. Fleming's biology class.

Aidan: I have so many Fleming Funds, I wipe my ass with them.

Joseph: I shit myself, I have nothing to wipe with.

by JosephPoopsHisPants69 August 25, 2022

Insignificant Funds

Term used by individuals who either don't understand basic grammar or don't understand basic financial terms. They also fail to properly read the error message right in front front of their faces.

Patron: Yo' that ATM machine is telling me I got some insignificant funds.

by PantherPride20-17 January 1, 2010