guppet 

A gay muppet.
G(ay) + (P)uppet.

Not to be confused with a lesbionette.
Lesb(ian) + (Mar)ionette.

Surprisingly, guppet is not a term of endearment.

guppet by Dick Phuket March 2, 2008

Guppet 

Gay Muppet.

I derogatory definition for a person who is not only a muppet (fool), but a muppet who is sexually inclined towards the same sex of muppet.

When you said to me that you forgot your brain and you fancied the other guys ass, we would call you a Guppet.

Guppet by Da'boys from da'West Side hole July 3, 2006

Guppet 

A person who is a combination between a muppet and a puppet. They are simply tools of an industry or a set of beliefs and is incapable of thinking for themselves. Will often repeat the same quips over and over again, enforce mundane rules, and usually get many people to dislike them. Often confused with a tool, but has full knowledge that he is a corporate whore.

Marie: Ugh that Craig guy always says "cunt-tinue" to try and be cool, and it's so annoying after a while.

Brian: He's a Guppet. Watch out for him, he'll try to be funny and get to be your friend just so he can use you to move up in the world.

Guppet by Chris R. I. P. January 11, 2009

Guppti Tamberooly Jooortelsk

A scarecrow made be unus annus

Ethan:Guppti Tamberooly Jooortelsk

Mark: ah Scandinavian

Guppti Tamberooly Jooortelsk by Wishlist Pristiq On Steam October 20, 2020

guppti tamberooly 

Guppti came from a small town called Scarecrtopia, where they practice scarecrow culture and kill for sport. According to an unknown source, if you don't like and subscribe, Guppti and all of his family from Scarescrotopolis will come to your house and fill your sheets with hay. Even if you're gluten free.

"Damn, what's up with Guppti?"
"You think you're tough, Guppti Tamberooly? Huh?"

guppti tamberooly by Guppti_Tamberooly October 20, 2020

Geppettophile 

One who is attracted to, or has sexual relations with a puppet.

Randy, that ventriloquist HAS to be a total Geppettophile.

Geppettophile by daveyhell November 15, 2011

Geppett 

Something nasty and foul. Disgusting and rancid. Minging, rank, putrid.
The slang term is based upon Pinocchio’s nasty ass dad, Geppetto. Who stinks like shit all the time because of his exceptionally poor hygiene.

“Ugh, change your trousers. They’re mega geppett”

“Ew, stinks of geppett in here”

Geppett by Period poo peter December 7, 2022