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Guesterbate 

The act of masturbating while staying as a guest in someone else's home. Particularly entertaining if it is in the home of someone you do not like.
Harper: "Hey Chuck, I'm going home tomorrow, so you can have the room to yourself."
Chuck: "Thanks man, but I don't need it."
Harper: "You sure? I've been around all week."
Chuck: "I'm good bro, I guesterbated in JJ's room last night while he was asleep."
Harper: "Awww man that's dirty, wish I woulda thought to do that."
Guesterbate by Chuck Briarton February 4, 2010

gingerbate

When you see a red-head, and then masturbate.
Dude, did you see the Carrot-Top special? I totally had to gingerbate to that.

Dude, I gingerbated 4 times while watching the Reba marathon on lifetime.
gingerbate by Jash Wabb April 25, 2010

Graterbate

I'd rather Graterbate than to listen to this nonsense any further
Graterbate by Stickshift January 11, 2013

Gunsterbation

Excess amounts of firearms and firepower, whether it is in real life or in a video games, that makes the user want to "nut" in excitement.
Turok for the ps3, the dual shotguns were like Gunsterbation
Gunsterbation by ShanghaiKid February 24, 2008

gunsterbator 

An individual with excessive amounts of firearms and firepower, whether it is in real life or in a video games, that makes the user want to "nut" in excitement.

see gunsterbation
My brother has so many guns, he's turning into a gunsterbator.
gunsterbator by The Real_McCoy October 10, 2011

Gundurbate 

When something bad happens and people take to social media to rant rather than contacting their government representatives. It feels good but it does no good.
After what happened yesterday everyone went to their computers to gundurbate instead of writing their congressman.
Gundurbate by kaman25 May 7, 2018