Gundurbate 

When something bad happens and people take to social media to rant rather than contacting their government representatives. It feels good but it does no good.

After what happened yesterday everyone went to their computers to gundurbate instead of writing their congressman.

Gundurbate by kaman25 May 7, 2018

gunterbate 

The arousal and physical stimulation of genitalia while reading about, looking at, and touching firearms.

When Ryan is home alone, he loves to pull out his magazines and gunterbate until passing out.

gunterbate by Smithers1100 July 13, 2017