gunker

Someone who is being stupid, or unreasonable. You dont like them at all.

That kid trying to be black, yeah, hes a gunker.

by BLHMBA321 October 01, 2005

gunker

A person (specifically a woman) who swallows her partner's ejaculate.

That Britney, she doesn't look like much, but she is a complete gunker.

by Sven Gundenbloom October 02, 2007

Gunker

A Gothic/punk raver.

Tend to be underage, wear corset-like tops and/or other revealing clothing (think ripped tutus and tights), and far too much make up. May also enjoy drama and other attention-seeking behaviors, which can often be observed through the over-use of "poor and vulnerable me" story lines.

Wow did you see/hear that (what is presumably but not always a) girl?!? Ugh, what a Gunker!

by TwiKy November 15, 2010

Gunker

Some one with one eye that is crossed

That girl is a gunker she has one eye looking at you and the other one is looking for you

by Damienod June 09, 2008

Poo Gunker

That nasty end nib of the banana bottom that is brown and gunky lookin'

Riley: "Renee, aren't you gonna remove the nasty part of the banana?"

Renee: "No, I goes head first for the poo gunker"

by ket. February 16, 2017

Gunker

a slur typically to describe a jew or person of jewish descent . other forms of this consist of “Gunka” and “Gunk”

(jew) “hey man how’s it going”

(non-jew) “Shut up you filthy Gunker”

by Magnum dongus the III April 14, 2024

Gunker

Something or someone particularly silly or ridiculous

Peter: Skibidi toilet!
Bob: Bro you're such a gunker

by gunkerkongen September 05, 2023