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gunkle

gay uncle; an uncle that is gay.
I love my Gunkle Mark and my Gunkle Ed!
by lzybrunette April 24, 2010
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gunkle

A very large, thought to be mythical beast, that roams the open land at Whiting Field in search of Barbeque Suace from Whataburger, not the stuff they give anyone but the good stuff the make and keep in the back and charge $.37 for. Treat gunkles the same way you would treat Gremlins. Gunkles have many predators, although the main predator is a squirrel.
The gunkle was unable to concentrate on his next move because the squirrels kept interupting him. OR. The gunkle train of thought was clouded due to the fact that Barbeque sauce was in short supply!
by squirrel superhero May 23, 2010
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gunkle

when a woman's fat between the gut and ankle all runs together
She has trouble bending down to bowl because of her large gunkle
by Joe January 7, 2004
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gunkle

A person that looks fucked up, ugly, disgusting, hideous, or is just unpleasing to look at.
by Alf P July 30, 2008
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Gunkles

My gunkles are coming for dinner
by Tom strothers December 23, 2014
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Gunkle

You sure Gunkled that dude

You pulled a gunkle
by the ungunkle January 21, 2009
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Gunkle Zaza

A god-fearing young man.
Johnny always has his Bible on him. He’s such a Gunkle Zaza
by Milkycowboy May 17, 2023
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