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gay uncle; an uncle that is gay.
I love my Gunkle Mark and my Gunkle Ed!
gunkle by lzybrunette April 24, 2010
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A very large, thought to be mythical beast, that roams the open land at Whiting Field in search of Barbeque Suace from Whataburger, not the stuff they give anyone but the good stuff the make and keep in the back and charge $.37 for. Treat gunkles the same way you would treat Gremlins. Gunkles have many predators, although the main predator is a squirrel.
The gunkle was unable to concentrate on his next move because the squirrels kept interupting him. OR. The gunkle train of thought was clouded due to the fact that Barbeque sauce was in short supply!
gunkle by squirrel superhero May 23, 2010
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You sure Gunkled that dude

You pulled a gunkle
Gunkle by the ungunkle January 21, 2009
when a woman's fat between the gut and ankle all runs together
She has trouble bending down to bowl because of her large gunkle
gunkle by Joe January 7, 2004
A person that looks fucked up, ugly, disgusting, hideous, or is just unpleasing to look at.
"Damn dude, that bitch is gunkle as hell."
gunkle by Alf P July 30, 2008

Gunkle Zaza 

Johnny always has his Bible on him. He’s such a Gunkle Zaza
Gunkle Zaza by Milkycowboy May 17, 2023

Gunkle Spunk 

When someone's got that absolute swang in them and you CAN'T resist their fat spunky monkey
Gerald: "That girls got one MASSIVE Gunkle Spunk!"

Herold: "What the fuck?"
Gunkle Spunk by xbot7564 June 30, 2024
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
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