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gunfighter

"Ah mate he's a propper gunfighter! He gave me a shot in the dark!"
gunfighter by Lunatic_Woodlouse February 12, 2005

virtual gunfighter 

a poser, combat veteran wannabe. AKA playstation commando, or basement ninja. SOmebody who plays too many video games and thinks that they are a weapons expert. When out of the basement, they can be found spreading misinformation about weapons based on the "information menu" on the game's weapon's menu. They are easy to spot, and use terms like ".308 Lapua Magnum" or they insist that a 9mm will shoot through a block wall.
Generally the closest these generally harmless folk come to actually shooting a real gun is the gun's AIRSOFT counterpart.
They have no idea what firearms safety is, have never read the "10 Commandments of Range Safety, and when they reach 21, the first thing they buy is a Glock 19 with a laser. They are often suprised that the laser is an aiming device, not a guidance system for the bullet.
When corrected, their reactions can be anything from mild embarrassment to a militant rage.
Fun to watch at gunshows when they fondle a real gun and are amazed that it is so heavy.
That virtual gunfighter just shot himself in the foot, better call 911.
virtual gunfighter by ghost3x7 April 21, 2009

Liberal Gunfight 

done like a western gunfight, 2 gay men stand back to back and when one says "JERK" they proceed to turn around and masturbate on eachother. the first to ejaculate on his opponent is the winner
Edwardo: i challenge you to a liberal gunfight, no faceshots

Mexican Gunfight 

The Mexican Gunfight is a shot-glass cocktail loaded with equal parts 291 Colorado Whiskey and Casamigos Mezcal

Alternative use:

If you make with subpar whiskey and/or subpar mezcal it's called: a Mexican Hooker Gun Fight, a Mexican Shank Fight, a Rusty Shank Fight -- Either way, you lose!
I heard no one wins a Mexican Gunfight. But, I’m feelin’ lucky. Barkeep, load it up!”

Bringing a knife to a gunfight 

The act of taking an amount of any substance to a gathering which is obviously insufficient.
"You've only brought an eighth ? But we're out all night, you'll need at least a quarter. That's like bringing a knife to a gunfight. Fool."

don't bring a knife to a gunfight. 

a statement used to intimidate those who are less than you.
Don't bring a knife to a gunfight.