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Gunfight 

gun·fight
noun /ˈgənˌfīt/

1. A game popular with children in suburban areas in which a minimum of 2 players on 2 teams hurl rocks at each other whilst attempting to find shelter behind objects such as bushes or cars
-"Hey guys, do you want to go play some gunfight?"
Gunfight by SKF August 9, 2012
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Liberal Gunfight 

done like a western gunfight, 2 gay men stand back to back and when one says "JERK" they proceed to turn around and masturbate on eachother. the first to ejaculate on his opponent is the winner
Edwardo: i challenge you to a liberal gunfight, no faceshots
Liberal Gunfight by mr awesomes July 12, 2009

Mexican Gunfight 

The Mexican Gunfight is a shot-glass cocktail loaded with equal parts 291 Colorado Whiskey and Casamigos Mezcal

Alternative use:

If you make with subpar whiskey and/or subpar mezcal it's called: a Mexican Hooker Gun Fight, a Mexican Shank Fight, a Rusty Shank Fight -- Either way, you lose!
“I heard no one wins a Mexican Gunfight. But, I’m feelin’ lucky. Barkeep, load it up!”

Bringing a knife to a gunfight 

The act of taking an amount of any substance to a gathering which is obviously insufficient.
"You've only brought an eighth ? But we're out all night, you'll need at least a quarter. That's like bringing a knife to a gunfight. Fool."

don't bring a knife to a gunfight. 

a statement used to intimidate those who are less than you.
Don't bring a knife to a gunfight.

Bringing a knife to a gunfight 

1. The act of purposely or mistakenly bringing less than adequate weaponry to either a military conflict or a poorly organized hardcore show.

2. The process by which a cable router renews a DNS coordinate.
"Shit fool, that s.a. brought a knife to this gunfight, whereas I brought a gun. To this battle between guns primarily. If I were to rephrase this using the present participle, I would say that he is bringing a knife to a gunfight. What a dumbass."

"Abe Lincoln never brings knives to gunfights. That's pussy shit."

Risky gunfight 

The act of playing the gunfight gamemode on Modern Warfare 2019 while jerking off.
*”Let’s play risky gunfight.”
-“Yeah, my parents aren’t home”
Risky gunfight by Johnbernthal March 25, 2022
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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