gumjew

A person that always asks for gum but when they have gum the hold out around you and never share

bob dude you know alex
kyle yeah he is such a fucking gumjew

by zythos October 2, 2009

gujjew

The Jews of India. People who hail from West Indian State of Gujarat i.e. Gujaratis or Gujjus. They are best known for their business acumen.

Oh damm those gujjews on Dalal Street control the Bombay Stock Exchange !
Ambanis are gujjews.

by Kem_Cho February 16, 2008

gujew

The state of being cheap and effective in cost at the same time. Essentially the same as being a Guju (one of those from the indian line of stringiness) and a jew, known for their cheapness and ruthfulness in finding a cheaper cost.

Damn! you're so gujew that you pick up pennies everywhere, but won't spend them so you can save them!

Wow, way to be gujew and not let me have any orange juice...

Don't be so gujew and let me have some maggi

by Mr. Jew, Gu Jew March 2, 2008

Guijew

Jewish Guido.

Andrew Dice Clay is a "Guijew".

by MRand56 March 29, 2010

gujjew

1. The word "gujjew" is the summation of the word "Gujrati" (people who come from the Indian state of Gujrat, also referred to as "gujju") and "Jew" (a follower of Judaism). Used as a derogatory term for someone super tight with their money or someone not very generous, and could cheat anyone for a penny.

He gujjewed me by selling those tickets for 10 times their worth!

He's just a gujjew ass bastard!

by Gujju Patel June 11, 2006

gomjew

Meaning the same as good night, but without a claim to a specific time of day. Suited for modern geeks and smokers of certain herbs to whom the concepts of day and night mean very little beyond how bright it is outside.
Pronounced go-mjew, not gom-jew.

- Looks like the sun rises, I should probably head off to bed. Gomjew.

by Fjortis September 3, 2012