gomjew

Meaning the same as good night, but without a claim to a specific time of day. Suited for modern geeks and smokers of certain herbs to whom the concepts of day and night mean very little beyond how bright it is outside.
Pronounced go-mjew, not gom-jew.

- Looks like the sun rises, I should probably head off to bed. Gomjew.

gomjew by Fjortis September 3, 2012

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gumjew

A person that always asks for gum but when they have gum the hold out around you and never share

bob dude you know alex
kyle yeah he is such a fucking gumjew

gumjew by zythos October 2, 2009

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gomjew • goyjew • gumjew

goyjew

a non-jewish person who maintains jews are tight with money, while being a fucking skinflint themselves! (especially with their friends!!!!!) -some goyjews make real jews look like philanthropists!!!

that fucking dude and his mouth!.... hes' nothin' but a fuck-damn goyjew!!!

goyjew by michael foolsley November 25, 2009

abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.

Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006

Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

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