The state of being cheap and effective in cost at the same time. Essentially the same as being a Guju (one of those from the indian line of stringiness) and a jew, known for their cheapness and ruthfulness in finding a cheaper cost.

Damn! you're so gujew that you pick up pennies everywhere, but won't spend them so you can save them!

Wow, way to be gujew and not let me have any orange juice...

Don't be so gujew and let me have some maggi

gujew by Mr. Jew, Gu Jew March 2, 2008

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gujjew

1. The word "gujjew" is the summation of the word "Gujrati" (people who come from the Indian state of Gujrat, also referred to as "gujju") and "Jew" (a follower of Judaism). Used as a derogatory term for someone super tight with their money or someone not very generous, and could cheat anyone for a penny.

He gujjewed me by selling those tickets for 10 times their worth!

He's just a gujjew ass bastard!

gujjew by Gujju Patel June 11, 2006

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Guije

Guije is the disgusting un-identified human fluid created for no reason when anything out of the ordinary occurs. It is nasty and should be avoided at all costs.

Is that guije? I think Mark got a bit excited.

Guije by MS guije April 3, 2011

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Guinewok

1) Derived from the words Guinea and Wok: A Guinewok means someone who loves guinea pigs too much

2) A massive piece of shit that fucked my mom

1) Tom: Dude, Have you seen Alex? he's a Guinewok for sure!
Bob: Yeah.

2)Tom: Alex is a Guinewok for sure, he fucked my mom 2 weeks ago!
Bob: Yeah.

Guinewok by Nightyboyo September 10, 2021

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