1. The word "gujjew" is the summation of the word "Gujrati" (people who come from the Indian state of Gujrat, also referred to as "gujju") and "Jew" (a follower of Judaism). Used as a derogatory term for someone super tight with their money or someone not very generous, and could cheat anyone for a penny.
He gujjewed me by selling those tickets for 10times their worth!
The state of being cheap and effective in cost at the same time. Essentially the same as being a Guju (one of those from the indianline of stringiness) and a jew, known for their cheapness and ruthfulness in finding a cheaper cost.
Damn! you're so gujew that you pick up pennies everywhere, but won't spend them so you can save them!
Wow, way to be gujew and not let me have any orange juice...
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"