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The Jews of India. People who hail from West Indian State of Gujarat i.e. Gujaratis or Gujjus. They are best known for their business acumen.
Oh damm those gujjews on Dalal Street control the Bombay Stock Exchange !
Ambanis are gujjews.
gujjew by Kem_Cho February 16, 2008
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1. The word "gujjew" is the summation of the word "Gujrati" (people who come from the Indian state of Gujrat, also referred to as "gujju") and "Jew" (a follower of Judaism). Used as a derogatory term for someone super tight with their money or someone not very generous, and could cheat anyone for a penny.
He gujjewed me by selling those tickets for 10 times their worth!

He's just a gujjew ass bastard!

gujjew by Gujju Patel June 11, 2006
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A person that always asks for gum but when they have gum the hold out around you and never share
bob dude you know alex
kyle yeah he is such a fucking gumjew
gumjew by zythos October 2, 2009
The state of being cheap and effective in cost at the same time. Essentially the same as being a Guju (one of those from the indian line of stringiness) and a jew, known for their cheapness and ruthfulness in finding a cheaper cost.
Damn! you're so gujew that you pick up pennies everywhere, but won't spend them so you can save them!

Wow, way to be gujew and not let me have any orange juice...

Don't be so gujew and let me have some maggi
gujew by Mr. Jew, Gu Jew March 2, 2008
Andrew Dice Clay is a "Guijew".
Guijew by MRand56 March 29, 2010
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