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1. The word "gujjew" is the summation of the word "Gujrati" (people who come from the Indian state of Gujrat, also referred to as "gujju") and "Jew" (a follower of Judaism). Used as a derogatory term for someone super tight with their money or someone not very generous, and could cheat anyone for a penny.
He gujjewed me by selling those tickets for 10 times their worth!

He's just a gujjew ass bastard!

gujjew by Gujju Patel June 11, 2006
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A person that always asks for gum but when they have gum the hold out around you and never share
bob dude you know alex
kyle yeah he is such a fucking gumjew
gumjew by zythos October 2, 2009
The state of being cheap and effective in cost at the same time. Essentially the same as being a Guju (one of those from the indian line of stringiness) and a jew, known for their cheapness and ruthfulness in finding a cheaper cost.
Damn! you're so gujew that you pick up pennies everywhere, but won't spend them so you can save them!

Wow, way to be gujew and not let me have any orange juice...

Don't be so gujew and let me have some maggi
gujew by Mr. Jew, Gu Jew March 2, 2008
Andrew Dice Clay is a "Guijew".
Guijew by MRand56 March 29, 2010

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
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Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
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