gumhummer

The same thing as a gumjob or gummer. It's a hummer from someone without any teeth.

I met this 80 year old chick at the bar last night. She took me home and gave me a mean gumhummer!

by Big Big Banger November 20, 2006

gunhumper

A hard-core gun enthusiast that always brings up the second ammendment to defend guns during mass gun killings. These people live, breathe, sleep with and hump their guns because they love them so much. The bigger the gun, the smaller the penis they have.

The ultra right wing of the Republicans and Tea Party crowd are the biggest gunhumpers of them all.

by Bear-Bear August 15, 2012

gumphumper

The title given to the ultimate warrior of the land, or someone who can talk very well. This is not given as an heirloom, but as a token of the greatest person in the land.

Gumphumper then went and killed the entire camp of goblins, sparing no one, in order to save a village.

by BigBouncyBoyBlox October 18, 2017

GUMBUMPERS

Gossips and/or person(s) with the inability to mind there own.
USEAGE: GUMBUMPING

Gumbumpers get hurt sometimes from talking to much

by J-Verbal Tha "Werdologist"" May 13, 2005

Gumphumper

Having sexual relations with every orifice, including pores, of a certain woman. The woman, of course, must survive this, as it is tradition to give a congratulating participation medal to her.

Have you seen my girl, I'm her Gumphumper.

by BigBouncyBoyBlox March 2, 2018

GumBummer

Someone who always asks you for a piece of gum after seeing you pop a fresh piece.

I had a new pack today but because all these GumBummers I'm already OUT!!!

by JKELLO January 10, 2012

bumhummer

Anal pleasure, much like that of oral sex.
Commonly used as a softer sounding word than "Tossed Salad".

"I had to give Bubba a bumhummer in the cell last night because I was all out of smokes"
"Honey, come give me a bumhummer, I love you."

by Adam L. May 13, 2005