gumphumper

The title given to the ultimate warrior of the land, or someone who can talk very well. This is not given as an heirloom, but as a token of the greatest person in the land.
Gumphumper then went and killed the entire camp of goblins, sparing no one, in order to save a village.
by BigBouncyBoyBlox October 18, 2017
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Gumphumper

Having sexual relations with every orifice, including pores, of a certain woman. The woman, of course, must survive this, as it is tradition to give a congratulating participation medal to her.
Have you seen my girl, I'm her Gumphumper.
by BigBouncyBoyBlox March 02, 2018
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