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Gumphumper 

Having sexual relations with every orifice, including pores, of a certain woman. The woman, of course, must survive this, as it is tradition to give a congratulating participation medal to her.
Have you seen my girl, I'm her Gumphumper.
Gumphumper by BigBouncyBoyBlox March 2, 2018

gumhummer 

The same thing as a gumjob or gummer. It's a hummer from someone without any teeth.
I met this 80 year old chick at the bar last night. She took me home and gave me a mean gumhummer!
gumhummer by Big Big Banger November 20, 2006

gunhumper 

A hard-core gun enthusiast that always brings up the second ammendment to defend guns during mass gun killings. These people live, breathe, sleep with and hump their guns because they love them so much. The bigger the gun, the smaller the penis they have.
The ultra right wing of the Republicans and Tea Party crowd are the biggest gunhumpers of them all.
gunhumper by Bear-Bear August 15, 2012

GUMBUMPERS 

Gossips and/or person(s) with the inability to mind there own.
USEAGE: GUMBUMPING
Gumbumpers get hurt sometimes from talking to much

rumphumper 

Someone who likes to plow guys in the ass.
Graham was accused of being a rumphumper when he was caught ass plowing his boss Tad.
rumphumper by Nikolai88 January 16, 2008
The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
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