bumhummer

Anal pleasure, much like that of oral sex.
Commonly used as a softer sounding word than "Tossed Salad".

"I had to give Bubba a bumhummer in the cell last night because I was all out of smokes"
"Honey, come give me a bumhummer, I love you."

bumhummer by Adam L. May 13, 2005

bumcummer 

1. One who enjoys cumming in bums, either male or female

2. A cool yet douchebaggy person at times

"Tyler is such a bumcummer, him and his girlfriend do anal all the time"

bumcummer by Lil' Jizzer June 6, 2014

gumhummer 

The same thing as a gumjob or gummer. It's a hummer from someone without any teeth.

I met this 80 year old chick at the bar last night. She took me home and gave me a mean gumhummer!

gumhummer by Big Big Banger November 20, 2006

bumhugger 

A pair of womans jeans. Worn very tight, possibly allowing one to view her underwear through the jeans.

I love it when my Girlfriend wears those bumhugger jeans!

bumhugger by MookeyJ August 25, 2006

Bumcumber 

A gargantuum haemorrhoid of colossal proportions, protruding from the 'annus' like a shiny purple cucumber of the size which would have nuns doing press-ups in cucumber fields.

"Christ Nora, what the hell is that poking out of your arse?"

"It's me 'Farmer Giles' Edie, they're terrible bad at this time of year!"

"Shiver me timbers! I thought you were giving birth to a blimp - that thing makes a blue whale look like a Tic Tac!"

"Well, the doctor gave me some tablets, suppositories he called 'em, but for all the good they did I might as well have shoved them up my arse! Bloody bumcumbers!"

Bumcumber by Andrealphus June 27, 2010

bumhunter

A poker player who only seeks out weak competition to make money off of. Afraid to go against players of equal or better skill.

Frederick is such a bumhunter. He only sits mid-stakes heads-up tables waiting for fish. Or is he waiting for hot dudes? No one knows.

bumhunter by bumhunter69 June 26, 2012

bumhucker 

Either a prostitute that prefers anal a gay man who is a bottom or a gay prostitute: a universal slur

Bubba youre such a bumhucker
Fuck you

bumhucker by Bumhucker69 September 11, 2023