Gumphumper

Having sexual relations with every orifice, including pores, of a certain woman. The woman, of course, must survive this, as it is tradition to give a congratulating participation medal to her.

Have you seen my girl, I'm her Gumphumper.

by BigBouncyBoyBlox March 2, 2018

gumphumper

The title given to the ultimate warrior of the land, or someone who can talk very well. This is not given as an heirloom, but as a token of the greatest person in the land.

Gumphumper then went and killed the entire camp of goblins, sparing no one, in order to save a village.

by BigBouncyBoyBlox October 18, 2017