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Gulapanatics 

Loyal fans of Dante Gulapa. A very famous man in the Philippines. He is the symbol of TRUE LOVE, sacrifice, honesty, and passion. He is also known for his signature move Philippine Eagle Dance and the META MECHA ROBOTICS Dance Moves.

There is also a new Religion in the Philippines called "Ang Gulapanatic na Daan" saying he is the second coming of Christ.
Father: Son, do you know Dante Gulapa?
Son: Yes dad, I'm a solid Gulapanatics!

Father: Good. I can now die in peace.
Gulapanatics by MTGD March 3, 2019

gulatize 

A repeditive and compulsive act of doing the same thing over and over again to increase your daily number count
He gulatized the orders so his number count could be over 1000
gulatize by noele April 6, 2009

Guatamalen Tradition 

When you buy a drink you are entitled to the first sip of your drink before any of your friends
"Let me get a sip of that drink"
"Let me get the guatamalen tradition finished with"

gelatafabapellisophilia 

The fetish for putting large amounts of jelly beans under the skin, where fat or muscle would normally be. In extreme cases, this sometimes extends to replacing internal organs with jelly beans. This fetish is often satisfied through art or the use of a body suit which can be filled with jelly beans.
Person 1: I think it would be really hot if I could replace your fat and liver with jelly beans
Person 2: What the fuck?

Person 1: What? You've never heard of gelatafabapellisophilia
A beautiful, yet strange, not well understood woman. A woman that if you lack its like steeling the sun. Try to give her your heart and tell her how much she means to you, so that one day she might just understand, that with good intentions she might want to be yours, just as much as you feel for her.
Juliet was Romeo's Gulara.

Try so hard, and lay all your cards on the table so that maybe one time you will win big...Gulara?

Is this good enough Gulara?

I will try harder Gulara?