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Gulstaff_the_Great 

Gulstaff_the_Great is a mock character in VG cats, symbolising item-thieving n00bs (newbies; beginners who don't have a clue) and the general morons you encounter playing online games. (Gunbound, Phantasy Star, Everquest, NwN etc.)
Often seen as a level 1 character with a level 50 item. Will hang around experienced players and wait for them to get killed so he can steal their equipment. In PvP games, he will often randomly attack people as soon as he begins and die very quickly.
"Aha!I, Gulstaff_the_Great, have taken your item!"
Gulstaff_the_Great by Andrew Kismet February 8, 2004
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Gulstaff_the_great 

A n00b featured in a VG Cats comic. Also, there are many AIM Usernames like it.
Gulstaff_the_great: what u going to do?bleed on me lol
Gulstaff_the_great by KirbyKollector September 15, 2003
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